Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[bobbydazzla]

On 11/12/2025 at 10:06, Rich said:

Signing Isak is definitely one of those scenarios where Liverpool were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

 

Long may that be the case.

[mouldy_uk]

22 minutes ago, Scoot said:

 

I wonder if there are more teams that spent a record £450m in the summer

 

[Fak]

22 minutes ago, ChrisMcQuillan said:

Just missing the second S on that tracksuit.

 

Kick his ass Seabass

[Ronson333]

 

 

 

Edited December 12, 2025 by Ronson333

[KetsbaiaIsBald]

Imagine you’re Isak. You pick up an injury after the cup final and you know it’s knocked 5–10% off your game. For the rest of the season your form drops badly. People forget the injury, but you know that if you stay at Newcastle for another season, everyone will start to think this is just the level you’re at now — that you’re not quite the player you once were. At that point, the big payday might be gone. Knowing it’s now or never, wouldn’t you do everything possible to secure a move this summer?

 

 

Edited December 12, 2025 by KetsbaiaIsBald

[SEMTEX]

Maybe the lad is actually a hero who really loves the toon so much that he knew it was best for him to leave? He knew he was fucked so he milked the scousers for as much money as possible before eventually returning to his home planet?

 

 

Edited December 12, 2025 by SEMTEX

[The Bonk]

This thread is basically Football-anon now.

  

[gbandit]

Starting to look like our greatest ever sale. One team’s vermin infestation is another team’s £125m investment 

[Mike]

4 hours ago, Ronson333 said:

 

 

[Coffee_Johnny]

4 hours ago, Ronson333 said:

 

Ouch don’t stretch that poorly groin. Or weigh down your top lip with that tache

[Jinky]

Is sak on the cards for Slot?

[Jaqen]

I remember the thinking being we should force him to stay this season as there's no way his value could drop that much below £125m in 12 months. Wed be lucky to get half of that based on this seasons performances 

[Crayola Kid]

5 hours ago, Fak said:

Gimmie gimmie gimmie a crocked twat from Sweden

#Ekitike you and I knooooooow

[TheBrownBottle]

On 12/12/2025 at 00:30, Beren said:

 

I agree with this. I also think there was an element of seeking to weaken NUFC.

You don’t pay British record fees to weaken the opposition tbf.  Particularly when they’re not much of a threat. 

[toon25]

How many signings for 100+ million have ended up being successful?

 

The only one I can't think of is Neymar - in no small part owing to the step down in quality between L1 and La Liga

[Moose]

 

 

5 hours ago, Scoot said:

 

 

Well Arne, I think you'll find that pretty much every club competing in Europe will have to cross that bridge at some point.

 

Some of them with entire squads assembled for less than you paid for the rat. Perhaps fleshing out a squad which is apparently stretched too thin would've been a better way to spend >230m than buying a hobbit and a heartless twig with a groin made of spaghetti as vanity signings!

[Moose]

 

16 minutes ago, toon25 said:

How many signings for 100+ million have ended up being successful?

 

The only one I can't think of is Neymar - in no small part owing to the step down in quality between L1 and La Liga

 

 

PL wise, it's flops galore. They range from 'good player but overpaid' to 'daylight robbery'.

 

IMO, Rice is the only one close to being good value for money, time will tell for the Liverpool 3 but realistically only Ekitike has looks like he has a chance of being considers a good buy

 

 

Edited December 12, 2025 by Moose

[Heron]

8 minutes ago, Moose said:

 

 

 

Well Arne, I think you'll find that pretty much every club competing in Europe will have to cross that bridge at some point.

 

Some of them with entire squads assembled for less than you paid for the rat. Perhaps fleshing out a squad which is apparently stretched too thin would've been a better way to spend >230m than buying a hobbit and a heartless twig with a groin made of spaghetti as vanity signings!

TBF we've only ever played across 8 days I think.

[Leemond]

2 minutes ago, Moose said:

 

 

 

PL wise, it's flops galore. They range from 'good player but overpaid' to 'daylight robbery'.

 

IMO, Rice is the only one close to being good value for money, time will tell for the Liverpool 3 but realistically only Ekitike has looks like he has a chance of being considers a good buy

 

 

 

Don't think the Lukaku transfer gets talked about enough. Spent almost 100m to "bring him home", only for him to keep banging on about how much he hates Chelsea and wants to leave. Literally days after the move.

[gazza ladra]

1 hour ago, Moose said:

 

 

 

PL wise, it's flops galore. They range from 'good player but overpaid' to 'daylight robbery'.

 

IMO, Rice is the only one close to being good value for money, time will tell for the Liverpool 3 but realistically only Ekitike has looks like he has a chance of being considers a good buy

 

 

Caicedo?

 

He's the one I would take from that list.

[black_n_white]

22 minutes ago, gazza ladra said:

 

Caicedo?

 

He's the one I would take from that list.

You could argue neither Caicedo and Rice are worth 100million but yeah both are excellent players.

[Nobody]

Rice is easily worth 100m for Arsenal. His set pieces alone is what might just win them the league

[Colos Short and Curlies]

Yeah Rice has justified the fee and probably would go for more now.

 

Caceido is improving at Chelsea but is no where near a £100m player.

 

The rest are pisstakes

[wiseman]

Its wild that 3 of the top 10 transfers were all in the same window to the same club as well

[BonesJones]

21 minutes ago, wiseman said:

Its wild that 3 of the top 10 transfers were all in the same window to the same club as well

With 2 of them the biggest ever. Dickheads.