NUFC Transfer Rumours

[sempuki]

8 minutes ago, Optimistic Nut said:

Fair play Pardew (I feel sick). The host and McAdam wanking themselves silly over what a great transfer window it's been, then he jumped in saying PSR is a disgrace and its holding back the likes of Villa, Palace (I'll give him some leeway this once) and Newcastle. Says the Premier League need to look at it. Guy sat next to him agreed (not sure who it is). Host and McAdam looked sheepish. 

They don't call him The King for nothing.

[TRon]

Just now, nufcjb said:

and there it is! out of nowehere!

 

 

[HayDen Traces]

4 minutes ago, toontownman said:

Would likely be a loan if anything at this point.

 

Calling Connor Gallagher... 

Club said he's going nowhere

[huss9]

4 minutes ago, nufcjb said:

and there it is! out of nowehere!

stop winding people up.

whats the point?

[Doctor Zaius]

Would love Glasner to walk on the back of losing Guehi. 

 

A big fuck you to Parish for bending over for the cartel clubs

[SUPERTOON]

1 minute ago, HayDen Traces said:

Club said he's going nowhere

Heard that before 

[Sibierski]

34 minutes ago, TK-421 said:

PSR just working exactly as planned, innit. 

Yep. Ensured we didn’t close any further, and we’ve at best been forced to stay still whilst the elite can take that step forward and always be one step ahead.

 

Have to be a properly poorly run club to not be top 6 with these PSR rules if you are inside it. Man City look like bottoming out again, will be comfortable top 6. Chelsea are bat shit, be comfortably top 6.
 

Spurs and Man Utd really fucked it up hard last season, and probably end up doing same again this season somehow despite the rules giving them a massive chance to get back in. 

[Gaztoon]

10 minutes ago, Doctor Zaius said:

Would love Glasner to walk on the back of losing Guehi. 

 

A big fuck you to Parish for bending over for the cartel clubs

 

He probably told Liverpool last season he would turn more money down from us. because it would be a honour to give them Guehi .

 

 

Edited September 1, 2025 by Gaztoon

[MagPar]

3 minutes ago, sempuki said:

They don't call him The King for nothing.

Its comedian Rob Brydon beside him. I hope he does the man in the box.

 

 

 

 

[Sibierski]

21 minutes ago, Disco said:

I guess he’s mildly used to it being from German middle ranking clubs but does seem he’s been sold pretty short despite his pretty frequent requests not to be. 
 

His stock couldn’t be higher at the minute either.

If he walked, there would be many managers at clubs across UK and Europe be twitchy if they didn’t start off well. 

[Ghandis Flip-Flop]

2 hours ago, Nucasol said:

Kelly, Almiron, Oshola and Cuntchops for £190m.

 

Incomings for £250m. Net spend of £60m to refresh the squad.

You forgot Longstaff and given we didn’t spend anything in January Miggy too

[relámpago blanco]

Just now, Ghandis Flip-Flop said:

You forgot Longstaff and given we didn’t spend anything in January Miggy too

Its actually Marvellous business and we should be able to spend 200M next summer without needing to sell, but if we can keep making sales like Osula we can spend big.

[gdm]

1 minute ago, relámpago blanco said:

Its actually Marvellous business and we should be able to spend 200M next summer without needing to sell, but if we can keep making sales like Osula we can spend big.

Osula sale might be off 

[Nucasol]

4 minutes ago, Ghandis Flip-Flop said:

You forgot Longstaff and given we didn’t spend anything in January Miggy too

Almiron is in there. Longstaff for £15m makes it £45m net spend.

[alexf]

Would like us to sign a few more left footers in future windows. Be nice to have a left option cutting in from the right. 

[oldtype]

3 minutes ago, relámpago blanco said:

Its actually Marvellous business and we should be able to spend 200M next summer without needing to sell, but if we can keep making sales like Osula we can spend big.

We have the money to bring in two exciting first team signings next summer now that we’ve sold Isak and properly refreshed the squad. Just need to make sure they don’t reject us for Man United

[alexf]

1 minute ago, oldtype said:

We have the money to bring in two exciting first team signings next summer now that we’ve sold Isak and properly refreshed the squad. Just need to make sure they don’t reject us for Man United

We'll need to replace Tonali next summer when he gets his big move.

[Kanj]

Sandro would never behave like Alex. Alex’s behavior happens once every 5-7 years and it’s strikers who down tools weirdly enough.  Sandros wife would absolutley kill him for acting like Alex. And if a guy who was banned from football for a year acts this way to us after we took care of him then he can walk out the door too. 
 

Stop acting like a battered spouse, for fuck sake guys. It’s done. He’s leaving. We have players who want to play for us and I’ll take that 100% over awful shit behavior.

[toontownman]

Left back has to be on the radar in January/next summer. Tino, Tripps, Burn and Hall is okay for now but a little light.

 

[Wolfcastle]

34 minutes ago, ChrisMcQuillan said:

Exactly this. Standout players in each team, all just cherry picked by the cartel.

 

 

 

They say thats what Liverpool did for decades, win the league then siign the best player from the vulnerable clubs and carry on. Dominated for 20years and in the meantime English football sunk to its lowest ebb. In the name of competition we've recreated that.

[gdm]

1 minute ago, Kanj said:

Alex’s behavior happens once every 5-7 years

Literally 3 players have done it this summer alone. It’ll creep in and become more common. Tho I agree don’t think we’ve much to worry about with Tonali or Bruno 

[alexf]

2 minutes ago, Kanj said:

Sandro would never behave like Alex. Alex’s behavior happens once every 5-7 years and it’s strikers who down tools weirdly enough.  Sandros wife would absolutley kill him for acting like Alex. And if a guy who was banned from football for a year acts this way to us after we took care of him then he can walk out the door too. 
 

Stop acting like a battered spouse, for fuck sake guys. It’s done. He’s leaving. We have players who want to play for us and I’ll take that 100% over awful shit behavior.

 

I'm not saying he would act like Alex but he is our remaining player who the big clubs will be circling for. If we have a great season then he maybe will stick around but if we fail to get champions league again then I think he moves. 

[STM]

I dont know the characters of our players that well to judge, but the big reason they wont be doing an Isak is the amount of venom coming Isaks way. They will be beside him on the pitch when it happens. Might make them think twice.

[STM]

4 minutes ago, alexf said:

 

I'm not saying he would act like Alex but he is our remaining player who the big clubs will be circling for. If we have a great season then he maybe will stick around but if we fail to get champions league again then I think he moves. 

 

Need to give him a new deal ASAP. If it has to be with a release clause, so be it, it still protects us from this summers debacle.

[Kanj]

4 minutes ago, alexf said:

 

I'm not saying he would act like Alex but he is our remaining player who the big clubs will be circling for. If we have a great season then he maybe will stick around but if we fail to get champions league again then I think he moves. 

then we sell him for 100m or whatever the fuck the fee is and move on.