Anthony Elanga

[jackyboy]

His ball control is dreadful and never be able to dribble past people with the ball bouncing of his shins

[Ronson333]

Maybe Nuno at West Ham would take him for £30m?

[Holmesy]

What an absolute travesty of a footballer we’ve ended up with. The only thing he does well is run, but only as long as he doesn’t have the ball. Worst first touch I think I’ve ever seen from a professional footballer

[Myleftboot]

Weak as piss.

[Izakaya]

Is he still on 0 assists and 0 goals?

[Nucasol]

Just now, Izakaya said:

Is he still on 0 assists and 0 goals?

1 assist for Woltemade v Everton.

[Wullie]

Just now, Izakaya said:

Is he still on 0 assists and 0 goals?

 

Assist for Woltemade at Everton

[KingArthur]

I still don't know how he cannot even get the basics right. Knock the ball past and cross, surely he can do that?

[soyt]

I would understand if things would just not quite click yet at a new club, but this lad can't even kick a ball. He looks like Ali Dia out there. Did they sell as a ringer or what the hell is going on?

[Donut]

[Pilko]

Just now, Donut said:

 

At least he only cost a few million quid...

[Conjo]

Think he benefitted massively from playing 1 game a week, while being drilled in patterns by Nuno. His pace alone is dangerous if he knows where and when to run, and where to put the ball.

[Hanshithispantz]

We just need to accept it was a shit buy and go for another RW in January like. Hopefully exploit our new (apparent) Brazil connections.

 

Hopefully he can make use of his pace somehow in the future but his touch, passing and ability to beat a man is absolutely shite.

[WinstonFC]

Complete bust

[Begbie]

1 minute ago, Hanshithispantz said:

We just need to accept it was a shit buy and go for another RW in January like. Hopefully exploit our new (apparent) Brazil connections.

 

Hopefully he can make use of his pace somehow in the future but his touch, passing and ability to beat a man is absolutely shite.

Just go for Malcom, brazilian playing in Saudi 

[Geordie Ahmed]

I tend to think a player should be given a full season before making a proper judgement but he's seriously testing that as I'm close to being done with him

[Wullie]

2 minutes ago, Hanshithispantz said:

We just need to accept it was a shit buy and go for another RW in January like. Hopefully exploit our new (apparent) Brazil connections.

 

Hopefully he can make use of his pace somehow in the future but his touch, passing and ability to beat a man is absolutely shite.

 

We desperately need a left footed player for that position.

[nemtizz]

9 minutes ago, Hanshithispantz said:

We just need to accept it was a shit buy and go for another RW in January like. Hopefully exploit our new (apparent) Brazil connections.

 

Hopefully he can make use of his pace somehow in the future but his touch, passing and ability to beat a man is absolutely shite.

 

Eddie just started him in one of our biggest games of the season off the back of ????. Yes, nothing. Pure hopes and dreams.

 

No chance he'll give up on him this quickly sadly.

[SAK]

16 minutes ago, Donut said:

Sorry but Obertan was shit but showed a lot more than this guy in his time here.

 

 

Edited December 14, 2025 by SAK

[George Bailey]

Sadly looks as poor as many thought he may turn out to be

ineffective, passionless and lacking quality 

 

Sell as soon as possible.

[Dr.Spaceman]

Cut our losses ASAP

[Cornah]

Saint Maximin had more talent in his left knacker than this bozo will ever have.

[Holmesy]

20 minutes ago, KingArthur said:

I still don't know how he cannot even get the basics right. Knock the ball past and cross, surely he can do that?

He’s got to control the fucking ball first and that seems beyond him.

[gbandit]

2 hours ago, Weezertron said:

Mad that this lad was not a panic buy. Went in for him during multiple windows. 

Think this is particularly damning and worrying. How did it come to this? We knew this position was absolutely key for us for about six straight windows. We’ve bought a player who can play in one system and who has barely any versatility to his game. He can run into space, is fast and can cross the ball. He’s fucking disgracefully bad at controlling a football, he doesn’t read the game properly, he doesn’t put his foot in ever, he can’t win a ball aerially, he can’t beat his man with his feet and he can’t play out of tight spaces. What the fuck has gone on here 

[Mike]

He looks like he never played football in his life. Loan with obligation fuck him pure off in January.