Anthony Elanga

[jack j]

4 minutes ago, GallowgatePigeon said:

 

Let's get it going Lads!

Fabian Schar ma lord..

 

[jack j]

Woooooooooooooaah Elanga 

 

Seventeen going under chorus

 

Sure someone can add a few lyrics in 

[Menace]

It's going to be as creative as the Anthony Gordon chant

[GallowgatePigeon]

2 minutes ago, jack j said:

Woooooooooooooaah Elanga 

 

Seventeen going under chorus

 

Sure someone can add a few lyrics in 

 

We took far too long to buy him

But we'd buy him in a heartbeat now

That's the thing with Elanga

He likes to run around

[MagPar]

Is this really happening? Or will it all fall through? Or is it perhaps a fever dream? Fucked if I know. 

[AyeDubbleYoo]

1 minute ago, Menace said:

It's going to be as creative as the Anthony Gordon chant

 

Anthony.... Elanga

Running down the wing

Elanga, makes the Geordies sing

 

I like it. 

[Fak]

Today is gonna be the day
That they’re gonna throw it back to Elanga
By now Elanga should’ve somehow
Realised what Elanga's gotta do
I don’t believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about Elanga now

Backbeat the word is on the street
That the fire in Elanga's heart is out
I’m sure Elanga's heard it all before
But Elanga's never really had a doubt
I don’t believe that anybody feels
The way I do about Elanga now

And all the roads we have to walk are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I would
Like to say to Elanga
But I don’t know how

Because maybe
Elanga's gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You’re my Elanga

[Fenham Mag]

Anthony Elanga, CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP.

 

 

[Ste]

Whatever songs we suggest, rest easy in the knowledge that we will all be singing a variation of The Automatic - Monster for him and we will have to learn to fucking like it. 

[BergenMagpie]

Asked chat GPT and La Bamba is the top recommendation

[Fenham Mag]

He's currently over the Bay of Biscay lads. 

[GallowgatePigeon]

Somebody once told me Elanga's gonna roll me
Elanga ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
Elanga was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on Elanga

Well the years start coming and they don't stop Elanga
Fed to the rules and I hit the Elanga running
Didn't make sense not to live for Elanga
Your brain gets smart but Elanga gets dumb

So much to Elanga so much to see
So what's wrong with taking Elanga
Elanga'll never know if you don't go
Elanga'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now you're Elanga get your game on, go play
Hey now you're Elanga get the show on get paid
And all Elanga is gold
Only Elanga breaks the mold

It's a cool place and they say it gets Elanga
You're bundled up now but wait 'til you get Elanga
But the Elanga men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the Elanga picture

The Elanga we skate is getting pretty thin
The waters getting Elanga so you might as well swim
Elanga's on fire how about yours
That's the way Elanga like it and I never get bored 

 

Hey now you're Elanga get your game on, go play
Hey now you're Elanga get the show on get paid
And all Elanga is gold
Only Elanga breaks the mold

Hey now you're Elanga get your game on, go play
Hey now you're Elanga get the show on get paid
And all Elanga is gold
Only Elanga breaks the mold

Elanga once asked could you spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from Elanga
I said Elanga, what a concept
I could use a little Elanga myself
And we could all use a little Elanga

Well the Elangas start coming and they don't stop coming
Elanga to the rules and I hit Elanga running
Didn't make sense not to live for Elanga
Your brain gets Elanga but your head gets Elanga

So much to Elanga so much to see
So what's wrong with taking Elanga
Elanga'll never know if you don't go
Elanga'll never shine if you don't glow

Hey now you're Elanga get your game on, go play
Hey now you're Elanga get the show on get paid
And all Elanga is gold
Only Elanga breaks the mold

[54]

These last two pages have really taken the sheen of this signing  

[Nucasol]

No wonder AI is coming for all our jobs with lyricists like this forum.

[Guest]

if we dont use the man utd chant for him i posted a few pages back its an absolute travesty. I will be travelling up just to give that a hearty rendition

[GallowgatePigeon]

See Newcastle, this is what happens when you don't give us a signing for 3 windows!

[sushimonster85]

I cannot condone the levels of cringe found in the last few pages of this thread. Almost makes me long for the days when we had no clue what was happening with this!

[BlueStar]

3 minutes ago, Nucasol said:

No wonder AI is coming for all our jobs with lyricists like this forum.

 

 

 

Ela, la, la, langa
Ela, la, la, la lang, lang-lang, lan-ga

[Cristov]

1 minute ago, BlueStar said:

 

 

 

Ela, la, la, langa
Ela, la, la, la lang, lang-lang, lan-ga

Nailed it

[Shays Given Tim Flowers]

gimme gimme gimme a winger from Sweden 

Anthony Elanga and he plays for the toon 

[Dandy Man]

9 minutes ago, Nucasol said:

No wonder AI is coming for all our jobs with lyricists like this forum.

You say that, but this is one of Claude's suggestions:

"Hey Jude" - his surname works well in place of "Jude" in the melody

[GallowgatePigeon]

OOOOOOH ME LADS! It's Anthony Elanga

Joao Pedro is a paedophile and Luke Edwards is a wanker

Elanga is as fast as fuck and he comes from Sweden

Isak's happy that he's here, which means he's never leaving

[Shays Given Tim Flowers]

[wormy]

We had any pervs hiding in bushes to snap him heading in for his medical yet? 

[GallowgatePigeon]

Just now, wormy said:

We had any pervs hiding in bushes to snap him heading in for his medical yet? 

 

He's still in the hands of the plane nonces