1964 Posted July 8, 2025 Share Posted July 8, 2025 This last page is making me want to sell him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NITON Posted July 8, 2025 Share Posted July 8, 2025 3 minutes ago, GallowgatePigeon said: OOOOOOH ME LADS! It's Anthony Elanga Joao Pedro is a paedophile and Arteta is a wanker Elanga is as fast as fuck and he comes from Sweden Isak's happy that he's here, which means he's never leaving I like it slight tweak Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted July 8, 2025 Share Posted July 8, 2025 Quote Most obviously, Elanga provides pace and intensity. The 23-year-old recorded the third quickest top speed in the Premier League last season, while only Newcastle's Anthony Gordon sprinted more per 90 minutes than the Nottingham Forest winger. Gordon and Elanga on opposite flanks would be a daunting scenario for opposition full-backs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted July 8, 2025 Share Posted July 8, 2025 8 minutes ago, GallowgatePigeon said: He's still in the hands of the plane nonces I thought it was due to land at 15:20. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteV Posted July 8, 2025 Share Posted July 8, 2025 1 minute ago, relámpago blanco said: I thought it was due to land at 15:20. Delayed by about two hours Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT24 Posted July 8, 2025 Share Posted July 8, 2025 6 minutes ago, SteV said: Delayed by about two hours Landing at 17:13 to be exact. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkeye Posted July 8, 2025 Share Posted July 8, 2025 1 minute ago, JT24 said: Landing at 17:13 to be exact. Traffic will be terrible... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted July 8, 2025 Share Posted July 8, 2025 Currently over Brittany Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ilovetoon8788 Posted July 8, 2025 Share Posted July 8, 2025 Elanga. What a signing. Cracking. Him, gordon(when on form) and isak is a fantastic attacking side. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted July 8, 2025 Share Posted July 8, 2025 9 minutes ago, Ilovetoon8788 said: Elanga. What a signing. Cracking. Him, gordon(when on form) and isak is a fantastic attacking side. that doesnt even fucking rhyme! what tune is that to???? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joelinton7 Posted July 8, 2025 Share Posted July 8, 2025 Teams aren't going to know who to focus on. Isak, Gordon, Elanga! Not to mention Hall and Tino on the over/under lap. Adding another player similar in style to Joao Pedro will create even more chaos, free up space for Isak and help Tonali and Bruno to box crash Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GideonShandy Posted July 8, 2025 Share Posted July 8, 2025 15 minutes ago, Ilovetoon8788 said: Elanga. What a signing. Cracking. Him, gordon(when on form) and isak is a fantastic attacking side. It rhymes now. Sort of. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted July 8, 2025 Share Posted July 8, 2025 24 minutes ago, GallowgatePigeon said: OOOOOOH ME LADS! It's Anthony Elanga Joao Pedro is a paedophile and Luke Edwards is a wanker Elanga is as fast as fuck and he comes from Sweden Isak's happy that he's here, which means he's never leaving Actual LOL Although I’m sure fans will still shoehorn in the Scotswood Road line where it doesn’t belong. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaztoon Posted July 8, 2025 Share Posted July 8, 2025 24 minutes ago, Disco said: Currently over Brittany Knew the bitch was having an affair. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 8, 2025 Share Posted July 8, 2025 58 minutes ago, 54 said: These last two pages have really taken the sheen of this signing I miss when we didn't sign players. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted July 8, 2025 Share Posted July 8, 2025 Really exciting reading stuff this like about Elanga's work ethic: https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/really-exciting-newcastle-united-learn-32016699?fd= Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted July 8, 2025 Share Posted July 8, 2025 1 minute ago, Kanj said: Really exciting reading stuff this like about Elanga's work ethic: https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/really-exciting-newcastle-united-learn-32016699?fd= That's the most 3T, All 4 One, Boyz II Men coded photo in existence. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted July 8, 2025 Share Posted July 8, 2025 Mr Steal your girl soul when he burns by you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted July 8, 2025 Share Posted July 8, 2025 (edited) the pace in our attack from Isak, Gordon, Elanga, Murphy, Osula is frightening. Barnes is no slouch either. Edited July 8, 2025 by Kanj Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaztoon Posted July 8, 2025 Share Posted July 8, 2025 4 minutes ago, Kanj said: the pace in our attack from Isak, Gordon, Elanga, Murphy, Osula is frightening. Barnes is no slouch either. Sure I read that Barnes Is the fastest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 8, 2025 Share Posted July 8, 2025 6 minutes ago, Kanj said: the pace in our attack from Isak, Gordon, Elanga, Murphy, Osula is frightening. Barnes is no slouch either. Tonali quietly the fastest, I bet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miggys First Goal Posted July 8, 2025 Share Posted July 8, 2025 Coming over Bishop Auckland. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teslact Posted July 8, 2025 Share Posted July 8, 2025 2 minutes ago, Miggys First Goal said: Coming over Bishop Auckland. Durham Mags for you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turnbull2000 Posted July 8, 2025 Share Posted July 8, 2025 Wind coming from the east, so Newcastle aircraft aren't approaching over the coast as usual Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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