Samu Aghehowa

[Emotic]

Just now, sugoinufc said:

True - but i think its harsh to write him off after his time at Man U. 

No service and too much responsibility.  

Maybe Strand Larsen - but that is probably not realistic at this stage of the window...

Haven't had any credible links with him, even at the relatively low price bandied about.

 

Which indicates that our new technical datanonce-in-chief, "Suds" Sudarshan, who was responsible for statsnoncing him at Atalanta, hasn't given our scouting team the "we must buy him" klaxon.

[gdm]

12 minutes ago, sugoinufc said:

Everyone is a (huge) downgrade from Isak.

I could see Højlund fit in and come good with the right service

He’s shite. 

[Mattoon]

Still my number 1 pick, I'd love Samu here, think Howe would turn him into an absolute beast.

[MagPar]

I'd get Kalimeundo before forest snap him up. He's class.

[Zero]

Not sure if true but football insider said we submitted a bid 

[Elephant]

18 minutes ago, Zero said:

Not sure if true but football insider said we submitted a bid 

Here we go again?

[Taylor Swift]

I did some Wise-scouting, he looks like he’s strong, fast and has a decent touch. Young enough that there’s a chance he gets a lot better. Let’s spend £50m on him to develop behind Wissa. 

[Holmesy]

is there actually a concrete link to this guy?

[BennyBlanco]

1 minute ago, Taylor Swift said:

I did some Wise-scouting, he looks like he’s strong, fast and has a decent touch. Young enough that there’s a chance he gets a lot better. Let’s spend £50m on him to develop behind Wissa. 

 

They wouldn’t accept a penny less than £80m I don’t think. Personally I’d pay it up front before he develops anymore but you’re talking to the man who bought two tomahawks for absolutely no reason whilst a bit pissed last night so what the fuck do I know about financial responsibility🤷🏼‍♂️

[Collage]

Don’t believe this one. Would be something though.

[madras]

4 minutes ago, BennyBlanco said:

 

They wouldn’t accept a penny less than £80m I don’t think. Personally I’d pay it up front before he develops anymore but you’re talking to the man who bought two tomahawks for absolutely no reason whilst a bit pissed last night so what the fuck do I know about financial responsibility🤷🏼‍♂️

The small version of a chopper ?

[Mahoneys Tache]

4 minutes ago, BennyBlanco said:

 

They wouldn’t accept a penny less than £80m I don’t think. Personally I’d pay it up front before he develops anymore but you’re talking to the man who bought two tomahawks for absolutely no reason whilst a bit pissed last night so what the fuck do I know about financial responsibility🤷🏼‍♂️

Steaks or axes? 

[bobbydazzla]

7 minutes ago, BennyBlanco said:

 

They wouldn’t accept a penny less than £80m I don’t think. Personally I’d pay it up front before he develops anymore but you’re talking to the man who bought two tomahawks for absolutely no reason whilst a bit pissed last night so what the fuck do I know about financial responsibility🤷🏼‍♂️

 

Yikes. Tomahawk missiles are about $2million a pop. That's a nasty bank statement to wake up to this morning 

 

 

Edited August 15, 2025 by bobbydazzla

[Groundhog63]

7 minutes ago, BennyBlanco said:

 

They wouldn’t accept a penny less than £80m I don’t think. Personally I’d pay it up front before he develops anymore but you’re talking to the man who bought two tomahawks for absolutely no reason whilst a bit pissed last night so what the fuck do I know about financial responsibility🤷🏼‍♂️

Missiles?

 

 

Drop one on The White House and the other on The Knesset

[TheBrownBottle]

11 minutes ago, Holmesy said:

is there actually a concrete link to this guy?

Haven’t seen one, and if the quoted price is true he looks like a fucking colossal risk to me.  I’ve zero faith in goalscoring exploits in Portugal for starters. 

[Holmesy]

6 minutes ago, TheBrownBottle said:

Haven’t seen one, and if the quoted price is true he looks like a fucking colossal risk to me.  I’ve zero faith in goalscoring exploits in Portugal for starters. 

Have any of them actually succeeded in the PL? Going all the way back to Kezman, they all seem to flop

[The Prophet]

21 minutes ago, Holmesy said:

is there actually a concrete link to this guy?

 

Don't think he dabbles in construction, no.

[TRon]

51 minutes ago, BennyBlanco said:

 

They wouldn’t accept a penny less than £80m I don’t think. Personally I’d pay it up front before he develops anymore but you’re talking to the man who bought two tomahawks for absolutely no reason whilst a bit pissed last night so what the fuck do I know about financial responsibility🤷🏼‍♂️

 

 

I think the price is so high because they feel he has a very high ceiling. Not the finished article yet, but could turn into the next Drogba if he develops. But why anyone would pay top whack for him now, I'm not sure. I mean he could just as easily not turn into Drogba and just be a powerful striker who is a bit hit and miss. 

[lovejoy]

42 minutes ago, TheBrownBottle said:

Haven’t seen one, and if the quoted price is true he looks like a fucking colossal risk to me.  I’ve zero faith in goalscoring exploits in Portugal for starters. 

Massive risk.

 

Not one we’ll take , imo.

[Elbel1]

49 minutes ago, Groundhog63 said:

Missiles?

 

 

Drop one on The White House and the other on The Knesset

I'd drop the first one on Anfield then drop the 2nd one on Anfield just to make sure. 

[TRon]

6 minutes ago, lovejoy said:

Massive risk.

 

Not one we’ll take , imo.

 

 

I'd be very happy to get him in, I think he's an exciting prospect. But for £80m he'd need to be one of the best prospects in the world, and he seems a long way off the Ekitike/Sesko tier. His touch is still a bit iffy for a start. 

[Stifler]

2 hours ago, Zero said:

Not sure if true but football insider said we submitted a bid.

If they have said it, then it hasn’t happened.

[TheBrownBottle]

53 minutes ago, Holmesy said:

Have any of them actually succeeded in the PL? Going all the way back to Kezman, they all seem to flop

In terms of centre forwards, I can’t think of one - even everyone’s favourite Champ Man 97/98 CF Mario Jardel who scored a gajillion goals in Portugal looked like a carthorse in his short spell at Bolton. 

[TheBrownBottle]

Doesn’t mean that the lad doesn’t become ‘elite’, of course.  But I wouldn’t bet the house on it. 

[Teasy]

1 hour ago, Groundhog63 said:

Missiles?

 

 

Drop one on The White House and the other on The Knesset

 

Hamas?

 

 

Edited August 15, 2025 by Teasy