Ketsbaia Posted October 3, 2025 Share Posted October 3, 2025 Woltemade's feet write the most beautiful poems. I might start liking poems. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Checko Posted October 3, 2025 Share Posted October 3, 2025 Acording to Chat GPT (which thought he was still at Werder Bremen): "Lines on the Pitch" by Nick Woltemade’s Feet I write not with pen, but with pressure and pace, With a drop of the shoulder, I carve out my space. On grass-bound parchment, defenders I turn, Each flick a stanza, each sprint a burn. My meter is measured in meters run, My rhyme in the rhythm of goals I’ve spun. A backheel is a comma, a volley—exclaim! My boots spell stories in the heat of the game. Where others see tactics, I see a line— To be danced on, not crossed, in tempo, in time. I chip and I feint, my verses unfold, In stadiums echoing legends retold. When final whistle writes the last refrain, The scoreboard holds my fleeting gain. But rewind the tape, and you might just see A poem etched in motion — by number 29’s feet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFEE Posted October 3, 2025 Share Posted October 3, 2025 9 hours ago, Cf said: There's just something so unnatural looking about someone of his size having such control. Come watch the Lockwood Cup. Littered with giants with the touch of an angel Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUHRLYASLEEVESUP Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 Going to grow my hair like Nick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Butcher Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 Ride iz. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 Fucking hell man. What a pel Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunk Moreland Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEFAFWISP Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 Someone check on Philip Lahm. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 What a pen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 I love him so much. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 If he ever leaves us Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 #unnecessarytopbins Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MagPar Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 I'm in awe at how impressive that penalty was. Just a penalty, fuck off, the technique, the power, the illusion that it was going into row v, just wow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 Pure baller bagsman this fella Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marquee Moon Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 I’ve seen enough, better all round player than Isak. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEFAFWISP Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 Not a #9 clearly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Groundhog63 Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 1 minute ago, MagPar said: I'm in awe at how impressive that penalty was. Just a penalty, fuck off, the technique, the power, the illusion that it was going into row v, just wow. Had me fooled, tbf, 😉 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 Twice the player Isak is for half the price. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miercoles Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 That was the penalty of an absolute psychopath Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menace Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 He's worth every penny - his stamina is improving and he could've had a couple today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 Love the lad. Solid performance and a great penalty. Made a great start to his PL career. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 Thought he did very well, especially considering how poor our wide players were. What a pen! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 "Could Liverpool say to the Premier League 'Look we've spent all of this money and they've turned out to be a dud. Let us have the player Newcastle spent our money on'. No seriously hear me out" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloGeordio Posted October 5, 2025 Share Posted October 5, 2025 15 minutes ago, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said: Going to grow my hair like Nick Gonna grow my legs like Nick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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