Nick Woltemade

[joeyt]

Absolutely class from the first minute today

[Amir_9]

Such a brilliant baller, so glad he's with us.

[Vinny Green Balls]

This fucker is so absurdly likeable. He's Porthos from the Three Musketeers.

[Newcastle Fan]

What a difference having an actual striker play up top can make, i really hope he didn't play the full game because we are planning to rest him again on Tuesday.

[TRon]

He doesn't score ordinary goals does he?  

 

Class performance all round, really linked the play well. 

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

[Kilcline]

Just now, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said:

Does Nick's technique a massive disservice really 

[BlazeT44]

1 hour ago, Fak said:

Nick. Please enter me. 

 

We don't need a second Nick with a 'groin strain' 

[Lush Vlad]

You knew after 20 seconds or whatever it was he was going to have a good game. Playing against two big old lumps and took the piss for that Elanga chance. 
 

Such a unique player and so different to any other striker in world football. 
 

Love him. 

[Lotus]

Yeah. Should’ve been a tough game for him up against those 2 but he looks like he’s adapting. Some great touches and passes and a fantastic finish.

[Colos Short and Curlies]

17 minutes ago, Vinny Green Balls said:

This fucker is so absurdly likeable. He's Porthos from the Three Musketeers.

 

Yes he's exactly a musketeer.

 

Well that and Rudi Voller

[SteV]

I don’t quite know how, but eventually Eddie comes up with a formation involving him and Wissa and we’re unstoppable.

[OpenC]

21 minutes ago, Vinny Green Balls said:

This fucker is so absurdly likeable. He's Porthos from the Three Musketeers.

 

that's a fucking brilliant shout

[STM]

I thought that was his best game yet and again we actually created chances for him. I wish that one had gone in off the line.

 

Hes one of those players who you pay to watch. Only scores headers and worldies.

[Lush Vlad]

1 minute ago, STM said:

I thought that was his best game yet and again we actually created chances for him. I wish that one had gone in off the line.

 

Hes one of those players who you pay to watch. Only scores headers and worldies.

Fuck. Forgot about that. Outrageous feet to even work an opening and get the shot away. 
 

Not sure what I was expecting. But 7 goals in all comps already seems way ahead of whatever arbitrary number I had in my head. 

[Ben]

Future Captain material this lad.

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

[Colos Short and Curlies]

22 minutes ago, SteV said:

I don’t quite know how, but eventually Eddie comes up with a formation involving him and Wissa and we’re unstoppable.

a 3-5-1-1 is the obvious one, but I’d like to see a 4-3-2-1 with Nick and Barnes behind Wissa.

 

a lot on the full/wing backs in either case but i can see how we get away with a 2 in midfield in a 4-4-1-1.

 

ramsdale

tino

thiaw

botman

hall

miley

bruno

tonali

barnes

porthos

wissa

 

 

[Drewboy74]

1 hour ago, Mikky said:

I mean if ever a goal reminded you of….

 

And the Willock through ball he provided ..

I hope you mean Peter Beardsley

[Geordie Ahmed]

Such an absurdly good finish, the touch to get it under control was brilliant too

 

His all round game was class, mint touches and got himself in the box, which he wasn't doing too much earlier in the season 

[Danh1]

1 hour ago, toontownman said:

Couldn't believe it when it became clear we were in for him and he actually wanted to come here. We got best case scenario from the worst place.

 

Had no idea he would be this class so quickly. With Wissa back and hopefully Osula back too, we are looking healthier. 

I’m not going to lie and say I knew much about him, but when we were in for Sesko I was talking to my mate about who we could potentially bring in to replace Isak. He started talking about big Nick and how it’s a shame he was bound for Bayern.

 

So when it came out we were seriously in for him, it felt like the time the Isak news broke. Proper coup.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

The guy is sheskshy. 

 

Only a matter of time before he goes on an absolutely outrageous run of this kind of thing. Love him. 

[Andy84]

The one where it hit their defender in the chest to deny him second half, so calm getting it out of his feet

[Fak]

That finish was total and utter sex piss. 

[Jack14Bojangles]

1 hour ago, Danh1 said:

I’m not going to lie and say I knew much about him, but when we were in for Sesko I was talking to my mate about who we could potentially bring in to replace Isak. He started talking about big Nick and how it’s a shame he was bound for Bayern.

 

So when it came out we were seriously in for him, it felt like the time the Isak news broke. Proper coup.

Send my best regards to your buddy. He knows a lot about football.