Nick Woltemade

[Nucasol]

36 minutes ago, CallumG6 said:

Remember when the Bayern president essentially said that Stuttgart had our pants down over the fee we paid for him. 
 

He’ll be less than delighted when we quote him double what we paid when the arrogant Munich shitbags inevitably come sniffing about. The horrible bent cunt that he is.

[Stifler]

I’m glad he got a goal yesterday, he’s been a few games without one, and although that’s not really an issue because of his work rate etc, once the media get ahold of it, it could have just been pressure onto him that he could do without.

[Lotus]

When you watch that goal again, the state of Everton’s back line…….dear me. How do let a CF jog forward with no one near him. Right down the middle too. 
We’d be spitting feathers.

[andycap]

Watching us today that green strip is similar to the Germany top they used to wear a bit ago. No wonder him and thiaw were on the scoresheet. 

[andycap]

1 minute ago, Lotus said:

When you watch that goal again, the state of Everton’s back line…….dear me. How do let a CF jog forward with no one near him. Right down the middle too. 
We’d be spitting feathers.

Supposedly there cbs were in our box for a long throw in, and never got back at all. That's why he's in acres of space. 

[Lotus]

Tarkowski (no. 5?) is just jogging back. No sense of danger at all.

[andycap]

1 minute ago, Lotus said:

Tarkowski (no. 5?) is just jogging back. No sense of danger at all.

Yeah just jogging back I'd of been fuming if I was moyes. 

[54]

 

 

[gbandit]

Love that, these sort of vibes wash the stench of the summer away

[Ben]

Better than Isak?

[54]

Just now, Ben said:

Better than Isak?

Finishing & dribbling, probably not, everything else, absolutely. 

[Danh1]

6 minutes ago, Ben said:

Better than Isak?

The mad thing is that since Liverpool signed Ektitike, he’d have been a much bigger buy for them than the rat. Would’ve fit perfectly. 

[PauloGeordio]

7 minutes ago, Ben said:

Better than Isak?

As a total package for me yes. Not reached his ceiling yet. Wonderful human being to boot.

[Holloway]

they seem like 2 smashing lads those 2

[RS]

23 minutes ago, Ben said:

Better than Isak?

As a human being. Much, much better! 

[gdm]

Dunno if it’s been said but that effort leading up to our 4th goal that was blocked on the line would have been a brilliant goal. Just so calm 

[Lush Vlad]

1 hour ago, Lotus said:

Tarkowski (no. 5?) is just jogging back. No sense of danger at all.

Keane wears 5. He regularly looks miles out of place and seems to only have one speed. Proper loafs about the place. 

[duo]

2 hours ago, CallumG6 said:

Remember when the Bayern president essentially said that Stuttgart had our pants down over the fee we paid for him. 
 

Aye - he's quiet these days 

[Andy]

53 minutes ago, 54 said:

Finishing & dribbling, probably not, everything else, absolutely. 

 

Isak is a more instinctive striker and positionally more dangerous, but I'm not 100% sure he's a better finisher, especially when given the time to think about a chance. 

[nufcjb]

Glad that it was us getting a chipped goal rather than being on a receiving end for once. My memory of our current and past keepers getting dinked stretches quite a lot.

 

Big Nick's 1st touch is immense. A thing I hated about our previous main striker was that he frequently had a heavy touch. Also, he would usually hit the 1st defender with a simple past that would have set another of our players free. Big Nick put Elanga through before the 1st goal and Willock in the 2nd half, two harder passes that the rat would have failed to get pass the 2st defender.

 

 

Edited November 30, 2025 by nufcjb

[Ikon]

That post match interview with him and Thiaw. Smittan. Probably my favourite player and is ridiculously quickly becoming a legend already. That’s the biggest compliment I can give him. HE is best friend material like  

[Erikse]

1 hour ago, 54 said:

Finishing & dribbling, probably not, everything else, absolutely. 

 

Isak is at the very top at his best, but Woltemade wins hard on stamina and availability, which is massive for us. Last season we allways had to worry about whether Isak was fit or not, as that had such a huge impact on our form. It was really annoying.

 

When it comes to which skillsets that Woltemade excels on compared to Isak, I'd say playmaker attributes, strength and headers.

 

 

Edited November 30, 2025 by Erikse

[SAK]

14 minutes ago, Andy said:

 

Isak is a more instinctive striker and positionally more dangerous, but I'm not 100% sure he's a better finisher, especially when given the time to think about a chance. 

He missed loads when he was 1v1 with the keeper, went for dinks  that went wide or dwelt on the ball and lost the opportunity to shoot. Like you say he was better when shooting without thinking too much.

[Fak]

1 hour ago, Ben said:

Better than Isak?

 

Definitely as a person. 

[SAK]

Just now, Erikse said:

 

Isak is at the very top at his best, but Woltemade wins hard on stamina and availability, which is massive for us. Last season we allways had to worry about whether Isak was fit or not, as that had such a huge impact on our form. It was really annoying.

Woltemade’s hold up play is way better as well, we complained in many match threads about Isaknot being involved in the build up or being able to hold the ball. In saying that he did great for us overall just sad the way it ended.