Jump to content

Football pet hates


Guest JonnyRogers

Recommended Posts

The insidious American term "assist" which has crept into the game over the last ten years.

What were they called before?

 

A pass.

"good ball"

 

 

some of you may have guessed that some people use "assists" to gauge how good a player is, is one of my pet hates.

Link to post
Share on other sites

The insidious American term "assist" which has crept into the game over the last ten years.

What were they called before?

 

A pass.

"good ball"

 

 

some of you may have guessed that some people use "assists" to gauge how good a player is, is one of my pet hates.

 

You cant have a goals column and a "good ball column.  :lol:

 

I dont mind "Assist", i've watch Ice Hockey and i have been used to it for years.

Link to post
Share on other sites

The insidious American term "assist" which has crept into the game over the last ten years.

What were they called before?

 

A pass.

"good ball"

 

 

some of you may have guessed that some people use "assists" to gauge how good a player is, is one of my pet hates.

 

You cant have a goals column and a "good ball column.  :lol:

 

I dont mind "Assist", i've watch Ice Hockey and i have been used to it for years.

i agree, just have the goals column on it's own.
Link to post
Share on other sites

Assists are fairly meaningless if it only means the final pass though, there could have been a passing move that 6 or 7 players were involved in, all whose contribution is ignored.

 

I agree it's a bit of a worry if a winger has 0 assists, but other than that I take them with a pinch of salt unless I remember the specific incidents.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Assists are fairly meaningless if it only means the final pass though, there could have been a passing move that 6 or 7 players were involved in, all whose contribution is ignored.

 

I agree it's a bit of a worry if a winger has 0 assists, but other than that I take them with a pinch of salt unless I remember the specific incidents.

 

Yes, in the same way that I take goals with a pinch of salt.

 

Watching football has always been, and will always be the only way to rate a footballer.

Link to post
Share on other sites

This new fad people have of calling the Premier League the "EPL."  Fucking clowns.

 

Let's go watch some soccer goals in the EPL dude!

 

This is the worst. Whenever Americans say this they're always the one's who say "pitch" and "darby."

Link to post
Share on other sites

Guest Brummiemag

Commentators and tv pundits talking about the Premier League and coming out with crap like Blackpool have never played in the Premier League, or such and such is a premier league record etc

 

Its like football didn't exist before 1992 and it completely devalues everything that happened and everything that was achieved before that time - as if somehow it is less significant 

 

Complete hype and bullshit basically 

Link to post
Share on other sites

'set up', 'set him up' & 'was set up by' I tend to use.

 

Is the right answer.  Anyone who played football when they were younger knows this.

 

So

 

"Goals column"

 

and

 

"set ups"

 

Assists sounds more professional.

 

"Top seterupper"

Link to post
Share on other sites

Over the head clapping.  Oh, the magnitude of gaiety when any player commits this atrocity.  Who is the asshole who started the trend? 

 

Eh? It's surely clapping so the crowd can see that you are acknowledging them? non?

Link to post
Share on other sites

"Managers should be given time. Just look at SAF and Wenger"

 

fucks me right off. Yes, there are some managers that aren't given enough time, but to criticise clubs/fans who get on the back of a manager early on because he 'might' somehow end up being as great as the two greatest managers in the Premier League is fucking stupid.

 

A manager should give some indication in the early days that he will bring the club something. If he doesn't, people have the right to complain.

Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...