Guest firetotheworks Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 When a team improves after half time and commentators come out with "there must have been some harsh words at halftime" as if criticising players and shouting at them is the only way to possibly get a reaction as a manager. It's such a prehistoric, British outlook on things. Your team's playing shit? Shout "You're shit!" and watch them flourish. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 The new look Soccerway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUFCDoog Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 Obsession with attendances. Especially us at the minute. Fucking hell - yes we re still getting 50 odd thousand, lets all pat ourselves on the back, but stop fucking going on about it every single day Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 Obsession with attendances. Especially us at the minute. Fucking hell - yes we re still getting 50 odd thousand, lets all pat ourselves on the back, but stop fucking going on about it every single day Mag. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 Obsession with attendances. Especially us at the minute. f***ing hell - yes we re still getting 50 odd thousand, lets all pat ourselves on the back, but stop f***ing going on about it every single day 55,000 screaming* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 Wallsendmag is going to go acka when he, gets off the phone to the box office demanding the demographics on today's crowd and, reads this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 Obsession with attendances. Especially us at the minute. Fucking hell - yes we re still getting 50 odd thousand, lets all pat ourselves on the back, but stop fucking going on about it every single day Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 Staggered run ups to penalties. Always shit, hate them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 Staggered run ups to penalties. Always shit, hate them. They're fucking awful. Without any data to back this claim up, they're much more likely to miss. Zaza in the World Cup was the most beautiful failure. A major victory for the old fashioned run up and blast. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 Corners that curl out of play before making it into the box. Fucking awful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 Commentators and pundits who say that contact and falling over = free kick and a player is entitled to go down. Cheats charter and totally wrong, contact should be sufficient to make you fall or stumble otherwise it becomes a non contact sport. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted October 30, 2016 Share Posted October 30, 2016 Commentators and pundits who say that contact and falling over = free kick and a player is entitled to go down. Cheats charter and totally wrong, contact should be sufficient to make you fall or stumble otherwise it becomes a non contact sport. I would add impede to that. If clearly stops a player getting to the ball. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 It also annoys me when they seem to think that a player going down but it not being a foul MUST mean that the player dived and should be booked, as there are only 2 possibilities. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 It also annoys me when they seem to think that a player going down but it not being a foul MUST mean that the player dived and should be booked, as there are only 2 possibilities. It is a contact sport, people occasionally fall over Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 True, generally they have dived though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 Staggered run ups to penalties. Always s***, hate them. Nowt better than Shearer's technique of placing the ball, turn around 90 degrees, walk to the edge of the box, turn around, sprint up to the ball and absolutely welly it into one of the corners Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted October 31, 2016 Share Posted October 31, 2016 You want to watch sir Clive Woodward interviewing Roy hodgson on Sky telly. When he gives a rugby perspective on how footballers take penalties it's brilliant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 This whole "we've got/lost the ball" chant shit teams have taken to doing. Cardiff did it against us the other week and now it sounds like Burnley are. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonpete1892 Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 "And it's live" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 "And it's live" One day, if he hasn't already, Tyler will follow through when he says it with too much strain. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 Other teams singing 'their' version of The Blaydon Races. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 That's a good one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 Cultural appropriation, IMO Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 Other teams singing 'their' version of The Blaydon Races. Didn't Man Utd fans sing blaydon races until someone told them what they Blaydon races were and where Blaydon was and then they changed the words? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted November 26, 2016 Share Posted November 26, 2016 Only Manure version I've heard ends in "...to see Matt Busby's Aces". Also heard QPR ("...to see Queens Park Rangers") and the Makems (have they no shame?), but there are loads of others according to my friend (and yours) Google. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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