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Like picking throwing up or having diarrhoea really

As a fan of the Europa League I'd prefer a Spurs win. As a Newcastle fan I'd prefer a Man Utd win (they'll never go away whilst Spurs might). As a neutral I want to die.

When the "low-ebb" has lasted longer than his high performing period then yes.

Yeah so basically this summer it's shit or get off the pot. It's a no brainer sale for me, obviously contingent upon us replacing him.

Haven't seen much of Joan Garcia. How good is he with his feet? If Pope is 1 and Ederson is 10, where do he rank then?

Something like that with colour would be perfect.

He's a bag of piss.

yet still miles better than who ever his backup will be

I'd prefer hencher seahorses. Those ones look like they skip tail day.

Someone printed it out for me.

Looking at it again, I'll probably just be watching for a laugh. I suppose there's always a chance Caicedo just runs around kicking lumps out of people again and a ref finally sends him off, which would be nice.

Not much of a keeper considering that she dropped you.

It's as if our current badge has scurvy.

Against FC Agriculteur, AS Agricultor and Gårdbruker FC no doubt.

Genuinely the best one I've seen so far. Change the section at the bottom of the flagpole into a proper castle tower and it would be perfect.

Truly Manc Ashley; https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cpw7xpp275xo

My Nana was called Joan (you haven't even got e-mail, Joan). So I hope we sign him for this reason alone.

12 goals, 10 assists, not terrible stats for a weakling.

The mind games theory isn’t a bad shout. Not knowing if he plays until close to kick off really means Arsenal can’t be in any way sure what formation we are lining up with either. If we said he was definitely fit then it’s fair for them to assume we will definitely go 3 at back.

Never mind, just checked and there's a couple of years left so not going to be leaving for a pittance.

No loss, he’s weaker than water that absolute drip.

When is his contract expiring?