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I'd bet that they're already telling themselves that we were after Diarra and he picked them

He scored against England, so is immediately a top 6 player who they could sell for £60m+ next summer. Stinks of Seri to me.

Not sure a bit part player for Strasbourg is getting into the first team squad of many clubs at the top end of the PL tbh. I assume they already think he's better than Joelinton, Tonali and Bruno combined?

As a European, I see 'CWC' and immediately think 'Cup Winners' Cup'. I hate modern football.

I've seen Bernard Manning's stand-up, and you're right - there isn't

Shamelessly stolen from the nufc Reddit.

Shit, I've just been on their forum, this signing means they are getting in Europe and we are so upset we are going down. Get your finger out Mitchell !!!

Yeah it is

Can’t imagine Nick Pope speaking that way

That real?

Interesting Chelsea have made no effort to hijack this given they own Strasbourg.

Now there's a title update and a half.

"Great news, we've got you to a Premier League club!" "Amazing, which one?" "Err...it's in the North East" "Newcastle?" "Well...we're going to Newcastle airport..."

The Mclaren era feels like a complete fever dream, I'm not convinced it even happened.

Brentford pulling the piss out of Man Utd is a good laugh.

Sounds lush, tbf.

And that's exactly the face he'll be pulling when the realisation sets in...

Most likely true. I've just heard that story about the heatwave of '76 hundreds of times over.

So much for France being a market to exploit on the cheap.

More wasted Saudi money handed to a rival. Their vanity league is a fucking joke.

I am fuming to say the least!

I really disliked Steve. He was just so shit. And I found the grim a shit attempt at manipulation. He would act as if the bad results were a fluke and he had full confidence he could turn it around. Pardew would look like death when on a bad run. Carver rattled. Rafa would be calm but still serious. All better than that daft grin.

Hope the kid's agent insists on a relegation release clause.