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“the freaks and weirdos on N-O are this close to offing themselves, let’s throw them a bone.”

I do put gravy in my ass aye but @Fak is my main asslicka used to be mr raz but he’s sadly departed

You do that anyway.

I gave you ibuprofen gel. How quickly they forget.

I would pour gravy in my asshole & let the cat lick it out if we line up like that 1st game

I think we need to write an open letter on Twitter to NFFC to ask them to release Elanga

Believing the journos is madness

I dont think 45m for Elanga is insane, in fact its incredible value.... unless you are talking about some of the nonsense asking prices in the press, which we haven't gone anywhere near. I find it hard to criticise the club for over spending on domestic targets, when we haven't done that once.... even Chris Wood now looks a 25m player. Also this bizarre insistence that we are only shopping domestically because there are fewer concrete links to players abroad. Domestic journalists rarely know foreign targets, it took an Italian to suggest we after Scalvini, it took an Asian Journalist to break the young Korean kid story. So far our transfers since the takeover have been an overwhelming success, perhaps unsustainably so but we've had a period in transfer exile and I expect us to resume service.

Reprinted for 2025 with a new Foreward by Burnsie

When I saw that stat about Elanga doing the most sprints in the league, I knew Howe would be pushing hard for the guy. I get the first offer is likely to be rejected, but you don't want to antagonise a trade partner either. Unless it's @Shays Given Tim Flowers in which case it doesn't matter, because he won't trade with you anyway, so antagonising him is the best possible outcome.

They are not selling him.

Having the family section bordering the away fans has always struck me as absolutely mental The last thing I want if I’m taking my kid to the match is to be next to a load of green street wannabes who’ve come to Newcastle for the sesh and are seeking a pugilistic dance whilst off their lips on lager and low grade cocaine

Fair enough.

What’s his position and strengths etc?

I just mean it'd give me more chance of going. Fuck the kids.

How would it increase capacity?

So PIF sent a proposal to a player at a PIF owned club?

They've already sold two of their players for a healthy profit this summer, they don't need the money

Mentioned a few times but never found a valid reason against it, is there any reason we shouldn't be looking to reduce the Family Enclosure? That could get a couple thousand more up near the Level 7 corner with a little bit of a rejig? 7,500 is huge, obviously it's good families can go but even if it was reduced to 3,750 or so, it's still way more opportunity for families than it was in the 90s when it was a lockout for everyone other than season ticket holders.

Who is keeping Guehi out of the England team already.

Damn right he does