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Least it’s going to be over quick, will wake up and feel like KO is here

Inter Milan's Marcus Thuram;

Tarkowski reading off a board or something?

Someone get down SJP and slap glad all over on again.

Can’t see anything but a Palace win. Forest are on an awful run of form barring Spurs

Things aren't working? Take off Murphy, move Barnes to RW and sub Gordon onto the LW. I'm not criticising tactics, but I can't imagine that move is a surprise to any opposition manager. Not sure it ever bears much fruit either.

So important in these last 2 home games. Can make the difference.

You'd think so. Doesn't fucking feel like it

Adam Wharton masterclass incoming.

Relying on these teams that I can’t fucking stand to do us favours.

Who knows, maybe another loan and he could be decent enough to be Tinos backup?

Howay Palace, need a huge favour from yous

Huge amount of pressure of Forest tonight, it's one of their 'must wins' given they still have Chelsea on the final day, they absolutely need 3 points on the board by 10pm tonight, a draw doesn't really help them. No idea which way it's going to go tonight, can see all 3 results, flip a coin basically

I think it's more the fact that we've got about 4 people who can regularly play on the left and only 1 on the right.

Is it not good to have quality depth in at least one position on the pitch though?

It was a zero-risk signing at a time we had absolutely no cover for Trippier. Thankfully we didn't need to play him.

Anyone got the gif of Pardew conducting the Palace ultras

His mindset seems elite if you believe all the interviews. His football just needs to match it in terms of consistency. The winger situation is still a bit of a mess at the club, like. It's such a shit headache to have.

Pointless signing from day 1.

Cos we support the Palace, the Palace, the Palace, And that's the way we like it we like it we like it, Whoaaaaaaa whoaaaaaaaaa...

Imagine Pickford at SJP if we don't get CL

Is that not roughly what we paid for him? Just checked and it was an undisclosed fee reported to be up to £3M

Got my Palace training top at the ready with PARDS emblazoned on the front.

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