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So lucky here and again another shit show second half after a poor first half. Happened numerous times this season. Hopefully now with the Champions League money we can replace players to ensure it doesn't happen next year. We should not be loosing to teams in the bottom half, on the beach with most of their defence missing. Massive in terms of our recruitment though, which is all that matters right now.

Well at least this properly fucks Villa up now.

Fuck me man. It's never easy 😂

Mixed emotions and 200 years older fuming with that but still so happy.

I might call them United for the next few hours out of respect

Disappointing end to his time here but what a player he's been. Love you Cal

What a chuffin' day

We were looking at 2nd not that long ago, to sneak in on 5th is a real shame.

We need a "I agree with you but I fucking hate this" reaction or emoji or something, thumbs up doesn't do it justice

Howay sing it with us. Eddie Howe's black and white army.

Poor villa 😭 Their glorious UCL performance has given our league the extra UCL spot which we took over them in most shithouse circumstances. Biggest cuck in the league

Not good enough today - probs nerves, but we sneak 5th. 👍😊 Been a great season overall. CL football and a major cup win. 😎

My poor heart ! I must have aged 10 years today. The end result is THE BEST NEWCASTLE UNITED SEASON IN MY LIFE !!!

Same with Bournemouth and Brighton. There’s 15 points to claw back.

For posterity, things did get better.

Probably off in the summer? Or realises how shit we were today...

At least that puts to bed the notion that "we always win the big occasion" that was alluded to beforehand. That was shite from start to finish and an inquest is gonna take place inside the dressing room as to why that was the case I'm sure.

I'm singing the CL anthem

either Trips is off or his mentality is so elite that he refuses to celebrate a loss

Fantastic achievement. Sad we couldn't be emphatic about it and do it not via the sheepish 5th place position, but ultimately it doesn't matter a jot and we've merited it. 20 league wins.

Good.

Utter shite that was. Shambolic from Howe tbh. Thanks @Froggy. Always believed in Amorim. Results catching up with performances. Concerning back end of the season. Grateful for the CL money, but our style of play needs to fucking adapt over the summer. Anyway, enjoy the Villa forums everyone

Team looked fucking knackered. Definitely missed joelinton also. Very much a last legs of the season performance, but what the fuck we made it!

Eddie Howe not happy!! And yes realised forest couldn't catch us. All the permeatations made me confused!