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Need that as a mattress protector.

Just seen this on a twitter post, of the long sleeve version. Ouch! That's the danger when its just another piece stitched onto the short sleeve, you run the risk of stuff like the material pattern not lining up.

Absolute state of Ryder. How he can be classed as a professional journalist makes a mockery of the whole trade.

No idea why anyone with a cushy number doing the rounds as a pundit would ever want to give that up for management at that level. Fair play to him tbh.

You forgot to show his naked posters of Boehly and Egbahli on the walls. Primark Merchant.

He was a manager at Macclesfield last season

Completely agree. People saying £60m for a goalscoring winger is crazy....no, Palace asking for £70m for Geuhi was crazy.

I assume now Robbie cunting Savage has agreed to become Forest Green manager that we'll be spared his absolute fucking drivel on 5Live

Quit jerkin around and get the range released, primed and ready.

Well done that man. Don’t let them rip your new jerkin 😉

Yasir

It's better to get our bids in and rejected. Inevitably Spurs or Arsenal will come in if Chelsea don't, but at least it gets sorted one way or the other and we can move on.

Am primed to fight all to the death for the Originals range. This latest batch is just delicious.

So want this but doesn’t seem to be available yet.

It's probably the players coming back from their holibobs.

Fuckloads of private jets fly out of bougie hotspots like Malaga, Ibiza, Palma, Nice, Geneva etc Might as well be spotting Ryanair and EasyJet flights and hoping for a signing to be onboard

The NUFC way, we spent last summer taking the piss out of Man Utd doing similar with Branthwaite.

Re authentic vs fan, there's two different sets of pictures/angles on each respective web page, so it's difficult to tell the differences clearly, though it lists that the authentic badge is heat applied, whereas the fan version is embroidered. I assume therefore that the authentic one is that silicone stuff. The construction of each one is clearly different. Not sure the fan one has the same sheen as the players'. £120 to get the actual shirt, though. Wew, what a bargain. And only £85 for the head-patting "it's almost like the real one!" version. What a treat. Nice to see a semi-interesting goalie top for a change.

Funnily enough, he's always been the one I liked the most of all the names we were being linked with last summer (Guehi, Silva, Diomande etc). He seems to have all the physical characteristics we look for, plus he has really good numbers in terms of progressive passes/carries which we might want if we're looking for a Schar replacement.

The tea lady.

Goddamnit

When media reports were saying he never had any real interest 🤷🏻‍♂️

The bloke at Monument who shouts at pigeons.

To be fair to Ryder, it seemed Chelsea moved quickly once they saw we were making progress on the deal. I’m sure his agent tipped them off.

We've bid well above their asking price then