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Just hope it's a shit spectacle and everyone who goes has an absolutely shit time of it. Not that I'm bitter or anything.

Excellent summation!

Despite Man U being a pale imitation of themselves I still think Amorim needs to and will pull a league from somewhere... blind faith I suppose! The Aussie at Spurs is win or bust for the final so can't see them doing anything in either league game other than losing by two in each or worse

Dunno where 20% chance is coming from for Man U or Spurs. I'd say 99.9% chance of loss. Neither team give a shit about the league and certainly not with both worried about more injuries. We can't cry about it however as we already took 12 points off both of them so we can't begrudge others playing them. I was more annoyed at the likes of Liverpool, Fulhamand Bournemouth who all took loads of points off us yet didn't turn up against Chelsea and Villa. Just need to take care of our own business.

Like picking throwing up or having diarrhoea really

As a fan of the Europa League I'd prefer a Spurs win. As a Newcastle fan I'd prefer a Man Utd win (they'll never go away whilst Spurs might). As a neutral I want to die.

When the "low-ebb" has lasted longer than his high performing period then yes.

Yeah so basically this summer it's shit or get off the pot. It's a no brainer sale for me, obviously contingent upon us replacing him.

Haven't seen much of Joan Garcia. How good is he with his feet? If Pope is 1 and Ederson is 10, where do he rank then?

Something like that with colour would be perfect.

He's a bag of piss.

yet still miles better than who ever his backup will be

I'd prefer hencher seahorses. Those ones look like they skip tail day.

Someone printed it out for me.

Looking at it again, I'll probably just be watching for a laugh. I suppose there's always a chance Caicedo just runs around kicking lumps out of people again and a ref finally sends him off, which would be nice.

Not much of a keeper considering that she dropped you.

It's as if our current badge has scurvy.

Against FC Agriculteur, AS Agricultor and Gårdbruker FC no doubt.

Genuinely the best one I've seen so far. Change the section at the bottom of the flagpole into a proper castle tower and it would be perfect.

Truly Manc Ashley; https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cpw7xpp275xo

My Nana was called Joan (you haven't even got e-mail, Joan). So I hope we sign him for this reason alone.

12 goals, 10 assists, not terrible stats for a weakling.