BlueStar

Chortling to myself on the bus here

Average is great, poor is average. Pardew's newspeak.

An RTGenius isn't happy

Made a very quick team when I first registered for this season, need to revisit it I think http://i.imgur.com/mStNRFr.png

My dad reckoned someone at The Mag got in touch with the Thailand fakers working on ripping off our new kit and got them to make him one without a sponsor on. Can't find anything on the internet about it though so he may have dreamed it.

When Remy plays we'll sing together, Though we all know he's not here forever, Cos we've seen the way he makes it bend, Gets the ball and sticks it in the Leazes End, Now that he's scoring more than ever, We know we're gonna get another, As long as we've got our Cabella As long as we've got our Cabella ella ella ey ey ey... I'm sure there used to be a 'get my coat' smilie.

"Everywhere you go, always take Cabella with you" apparently getting good milage in the friendlies.

Febreeze

To be fair, Michael Johnson missed out on his best years by immediately aging from 12 to 37.

Why indeed

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuSHWRWCAAAJkGq.jpg

Being owned by Sports Direct, along getting the contract to make Oldham's kit as part of the same deal which plastered their stadium and shirts with the SD.com logo, I guess.

Newcastle's Hatem Ben Arfa kicked into development squad as Alan Pardew dispute could cost club £7m http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastles-hatem-ben-arfa-kicked-3991701#ixzz39SsGzJfg

Whey I won't spoil it for you, Remy lad.

http://i.imgur.com/3Mymiql.png

http://i.imgur.com/OTfiz3C.png

http://i.imgur.com/D4OuNiW.jpg

He has the dead eyes of a stone cold killer.

FIFA 14's amazingly realistic http://i.imgur.com/Fe7mCUJ.jpg

Boro interested in Saville.

Fucking awful, I'd rather we wore nothing.

Thomas Clements ‏@T_Clements CLEMENT GRENIER IS AT NEWCASTLE AIRPORT NOW!!!!!!!!!! #NUFC

Also, remember this talk of Champions League football when he next talks about fan unrest being due to unrealistic expectations.

OK, so competing in the cup means you do a Wigan and get relegated, paying the asking price for a good player that you need, or hanging on to players that you have means you do a Portsmouth and risk administration, making progress in the league, but finishing outside the top 4 means you do a Southampton and Champions League teams buy all your players. So the only realistic option is to do a Newcastle, deliberately show no ambition at all and then BANG, when no one expects it you go straight into the top four with all those players who avoided interest from other teams by previously finishing 11th. Was this our tactic in losing nearly all our last ten games? Make Southampton look better than us so they lose their squad?

Read his posts at the time, was obviously loving the attention. Imagine less so now. His little radgepakcet mates are outraged on twitter, false equivalence everywhere His sister (I presume) is raging as well. https://twitter.com/broganchapmanX People were canny critical of him like.