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That is true like. Surely wouldn't dare make up such allegations without some certainty again? Who knows.

Sorry to post this from The Sun but look man

Bless the fuckers

As much as I'd love him to make Pardew look like a cunt, I don't think I could take the frustration of watching him tear the league up at another PL club

Really can't see this one happening now with us spending the 'Cabaye money' on Cabella and De Jong. I just don't see Ashley sanctioning the signing of another midfielder, especially after signing Colback as well which would move him and Anita a place back in the pecking order. Hope I'm wrong though.

Shouldn't be near the team, but the past season or two when he was fit he actually done a decent job stepping in. He will probably struggle to make the bench this season if everyone stays fit with these new signing, he's certainly not a bad player to have outside of your main 18.

Keep on saying this but the service he has received over the last couple of seasons has been abysmal. This is true, but Remy and Demba Ba managed to score goals throughout a lot of these periods where the Cisse wasn't firing. I did stick up for Cisse a lot at first and I was saying what you were saying, but he has missed a bucketload of easy chances. It's not simply down to poor service, when we signed him he was scoring with ridiculous finishes, he's not even finishing off chances that you would expect a lower league striker to finish most of the time now.

That's the only reason he still has everyone's patience. If we had signed him in summer 2012 and had only witnessed his performances from the last two seasons he wouldn't have any sympathy whatsoever. We would all love that Cisse back, but 2 years is a long time to be in such poor/average form. We can't go into the season with him as first choice, clutching at straws hoping the 11/12 Cisse returns.

I really hope we don't go into the season with Cisse our main striker like, I haven't got the patience with him anymore.

I would like to see us in for Caulker. He will probably be expensive but he's only 22. I think he'd turn out to be a great signing.

Anal Oliver's sources tell him Emerton will indeed be a Newcastle player by next summer

We tried

We will replace him if there's someone available at a good price who has the potential to be sold for a tidy profit in the future. That's the rule under Ashley. It's not that he won't spend money, he will spend it if he is as sure as he can be that a signing will make him money in the future.

If I thought the fee we get would have any influence on more incoming then I would be bothered. It won't though. It's all about finding players who will bring a profit in later. If Ashley could replace Debuchy with a right back who cost £15m and he was 100% certain there would be a profit on him in 2 years he would do it. The fee we get for any player means fuck all under him, its all about potential to sell. Its disgusting.

Even if it's £8m we made a profit and he's 29 soon, fat Mike wins again.

I seem to remember watching him play against Man City a couple of years ago and score a class goal, all I've seen of him though.

Man, several people on here could've told you that Bony would've been an astute signing. Tooj was banging on about him for ages. Carr is good at finding contractually vulnerable average players who are subsequently available for low prices. It's nowt to write home about. You say that on the basis of the type of budget we should have and players we're linked with in the press, I'm sure there are far better players he has recommended in the past who would have cost more than fatty is willing to pay. I think Carr has done a good job considering the strict transfer policy we have. Not that I'm backing the transfer policy, I think its a load of bollocks personally.

I want us to get beat on Saturday even more now.

I love the man even more after last night. We got the photo's took before everything else, I said to him "please come back", to which he answered "you get a new owner then I would love to come back". Anyway, they took the photo while I was talking to him so I was looking the complete opposite way so I was sure the photo would be shite, then when it got printed a few minutes later it came out worse than I imagined so I had an argument with the print person because he was saying the photo's fine (basically the image was fine, he didn't care about anything else). I then went back up to the photographer and showed him and he said the same, so KK called me over and had a look at it and said "you let him take it again". Honestly man, I could have cried

Strange of him not to talk about him, why wouldn't he? I would be interested to hear what he has to say about Beardsley these days. Also would like to know his opinion on Shola starting games for us in 2014.

This ones winning the votes by a mile. Love it

I don't have an iPhone, I've got an awful replacement phone until my contract is up. I'll do my best to remember everything I can though. Shearer next Thursday as well so hopefully get some interesting thoughts about today as well as the good times.

Going to see KK at a talk in tomorrow night, should be interesting