Elric

Someone needs to sign Gustavo Scarpa from Fluminese. Heard he's pretty rapid.

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The Express must be slipping like, failed to capitalise RAGING in their title

Well fuck, for 50k a week I'll pretend I'm a nice dude while retweeting self-deprecating jokes about myself and giving interviews about how teh reeely bad thing happen. How about stringing together at least half a season of consecutive games played without your ever-living soul falling out of your arse? Hope he has a good season

Why even say that, man? If this actually happens, someone send Rivière round to poke Ikon in the eye. With his cock.

I just read Grayson didn't use any subs, wtf man?

So Matic got added approximately .013452 milliseconds after his transfer, fuckers still haven't added Merino though Not that it matters, really. No doubt I'll be hammering the panic-wildcard button a few weeks down the line

Edit: Si you bastard

Just came in here to post that, class

https://xkcd.com/978/

Hilarious result, Celtic fans are scum though.

With this squad, in its current state (Murphy, Manquillo included), voted 18th.

RIP

Shame

I'm gonna pop some tags...

Didn't someone mention Tuchel as a possible appointment?

The Lloyd's Pharmacy advert, man

Basically a kid playing Football Manager probably would have had as much success at suggesting players to sign, from France, to Ashley. Absolute dinosaur, as has been said he was clearly dodgy as well. Good riddance.

Get in.

Biggest cl.... best f.... just burst out laughing.

Sponsored litter-pick in and around their stadium.

Derek McFuckthisshit

german owners is a funny one like Hopefully their German ownership works out the same way it worked for the Metro