Elric

He'll be a miss for Palace, too

This club is fucking cursed, no one will ever convince me otherwise

Tears when the backshift find out

You fucking useless Scouse cunts

Bewwww

Haha, Koopa-faced motherfucker. Buy them some players out of your own pocket you cunt (Rio, that is. Not you GD )

Fucking hate Everton but seeing them pump these bunch of cunts is just *chefs kiss*

0-3, Wood hat-trick.

Time to unveil our official Christmas jumper sponsor. £50 million sounds about right.

They've most recently yoyoed between Leyg One and the 'Champo', sad mackem cunts

You definitely get that +5 Entitlement buff by having any association with those cunts

Pep Postecoglu

That lasted long

Cords for me, like

45 pages To be fair, there are plenty of reasoned takes - but for the fanbase that racially abewsed a player's mam, openly supported a paedo, etc. etc... it's no surprise there are more than a fair share of absolute wrong 'uns in there, too

Manas tripping up some stairs and the 'Villa MIB'

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12 in 17 for this guy - according to his Wiki, anyway.

It's their default setting, tbf. They make it effortless.

Hahaha, get a minute's silence for that you Scouse fucking cunts

Ugh, that's fucking grim.

That guy's been shouting "I CAN'T BELIEEEEEVE IT BLUD" for ages now, you wonder when he will, in fact, believe it

Read this in the style of: "Do you know Rita? Cans in the freezer"

A new contract would be fucking madness Unless the club has pumped him full of stem cells in his latest downtime to cure his terminal bones/muscles/ligaments-made-of-Rice-Krispies Disease then... the evidence is there for all to see. He's done imo. (Also - while I'd obviously be delighted - I'd be of the same opinion if, say, he came off the bench in the final and scored a hat-trick against those Scouse cunts... still wouldn't warrant a new deal )

If we can't change the title back to Roflham Lolspurs after that, well...