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Pretty much. 90% of the players in that promotional photo have the look of absolute c***s. well yeah, but i meant in terms of talent really Aye, that too. What with Stuart Pearce nurturing the U21s, urgh.

Pretty much. 90% of the players in that promotional photo have the look of absolute cunts.

Oh this is good news indeed

Well in that case Alan, I can forgive you. His ego really is higher than ever before...

Formations don't really work unless the players are given the right and appropriate instructions. We could play 4-3-3 all season but without the right guidance, it's moot.

Going to miss this unfortunately. p*ss up tonight... This will be the first Champions League Final I will have missed in 8 years.

My mate is 6 foot 5. So surely he'll be a great signing?!

Dream Team scenario that.

He's not going to ditch his principles overnight. You would hope that he's learned a lot of lessons from this season though but his track record of learning from his mistakes is hardly impressive...

What is this word "positivity?" Don't think it's even in the dictionary. Alcohol is needed.

Not the news I wanted to come home to. "Long-term stability" they say...as long as Pardew's in charge, there's just going to more and more discontent amongst everyone associated with the club, namely the players and the fans, that's not the definition of stability whatsoever.

I do too tbf.

First proper sign of decline for me.

Ah well. Next.

Like fuck he'll go to Stoke. Think he's almost certain to get the Everton gig.

Oh Pulis is gone? Well, dare I say that a new manager is actually what Stoke need? Didn't Pulis spend something like £50 million + on his squad?

This is a good move from Wonga tbf, their marketing team are coming up with the goods but still doesn't dismiss that the nature of their business is morally wrong. The aerial view of St James' Park will be something to behold again though. The stadium was always marred by that hideous sign on the top of the Gallowgate roof so to see it finally gone is only a good thing.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/05/19/article-2327069-19E012AB000005DC-59_634x583.jpgmaybe they're all leaving? Nolan and Carroll double signing!

If anything, he would improve our set piece routine...

Anything from 10 million + for Carroll is a bit too high for my liking.. I'm actually entertaining the idea of having him back, the more I think about it...he would improve our set piece routine.

Cabaye vs Villa away.

Ben Arfa vs Villa at home.

And thank fuck it's over. Here's to a relaxing summer...

I was doing that all day at the pub!

"HE'S SCRAMBLED IT IN!" Ah John Motson...