Colos Short and Curlies

I'm getting a weird feeling in my pants

Too sexy for the shirt

Shola time. Remember shola, there is an ex-Mackem on the pitch. Do your thing

Perch for England!

Overatted Boyband Mind you, imagine this line up as a dream boyband Cabaye, Ben Arfa, Jonas, Colo and Cisse

A bit like you could always imagine blonde doctor from Scrubs being slightly available, I could see Be Arfa deciding to stay here for ages. Seems to be loving his football atm

Could do with a bolton 2nd to make sure QPR are on their game and of course bring Villa into the mix. Looks a pretty dull day of football in general

I call shenanigans. Its fact that Krul is injured and Ben Arfa is out due to a discipline issue

Surely the answer for 80% of the awards is Dennis Bergkamp

If Ba leaves Dempsey could be a shout for a replacement. Maybe a little old though

Or are you Red John?

Has anyone pointed out the common factor between de jong and balotelli? Oh yes, Mr atkinson!

Said at 10 games remaining we needed to win 8. Still think we need to win 3 of our 5 remaining. Beat stoke and I think we' ll do it, ideally we need arsenal back into the mix, the messier the better really. Oh and don't want to hit top 4 until after wigan. Much easier being the chased here.

Motd in hd ready and primed.

Ben Arfa vs Messi Whoever wins, we all win

The goal is up on 101greatgoals with South American commentary. Seriously didn't think it could be better than in real time, but the commentary adds a little icing to a very tasty cake

Whacked it in his thread, but needs a greater audience here - from the Beebs text commentary Goal - Hatem Ben Arfa - Newcastle 1 - 0 Bolton Hatem Ben Arfa scores a goal from inside the box to the bottom left corner of the goal. Newcastle 1-0 Bolton.

From the Beebs text commentary Goal - Hatem Ben Arfa - Newcastle 1 - 0 Bolton Hatem Ben Arfa scores a goal from inside the box to the bottom left corner of the goal. Newcastle 1-0 Bolton.

I wonder at what point Hatem's brain went 'This will be the shit' I'l go for just after the initial turn

He simply takes the piss with how easy he makes it look

Looking at everyones remaining fixtures, we need to win 5 of the last 7 to have a chance. The 3 after Swansea, whilst not a walk in the park, are definitely winnable. If we're in with a chance come the 3 in May then momentum is a great thing, always easier to chase than to be chased - especially with Spurs 2012 form and Arsenal's up and down form this year

Talking about the best things we've ever seen at work today. My input - the current Liverpool team hehe.

Win this and I'll start believing in Champs League

Especially with Ba, Krul, Colo not being there Jesus we've even got Taylor and Jonas already. A clever summer and we really could be laughing next season

One thing with Pards where he has been consistent, when hes taken a player off at half time due to performance, they tend not to get back in without a few sub appearances first. This gives me hope