Colos Short and Curlies

I see there Luque thread has a few replies on it

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Who in their right mind would want to move from Italy to Liverpool? Don't blame the lad

How about.... http://sportsmedia.ign.com/sports/image/article/698/698867/john-cena-interview-20060328040841917-000.jpg and http://www.teamtalk.com/Images/73824.jpg

Jimenez Cinco Vientres most likely

Which shows how dangerous a Red Top could be aimed with the right (wrong?) properganda

David James. Just to help keep Robinson etc away from the England team

Freddy Shepherd is the spit of the fat boss man in Dirty Dancing.

You are not confused, it was my good self

So now we see the fruits of Ashleys grand plan to slash costs on club suits

So the Premier League etc have agreed an extension to the window. No mention of Fifa's agreement I see. Wonder how long it is until a Federation breaks ranks all together

His World of Warcraft subscription up by the end of the month like? Keegans Old Skool. Warhammer all the way

Juilo Geordieo

I'm pretty sure F365's mediawatch did this last season

Any news on that medical last night? pm's Ooooooooo can I have one? Annd me too please! (with suger coated faires on top)

Jonas the new Gillespie!

Real Madrid have today said Robinho is going nowhere

Chelsea Open day tomorrow? Due to the success of the Newcarstule Open Day this morning, Chelsea are pleased to announce a similar scheme tomorrow. £30 a ticket (£50 away fans)

Or maybe Ash is going to stick a tenner on us winning the league and wants the odds to drift as much as possible first...

See Pullis reckons they were close to signing Cueller before Villa stepped in.

He's come along way from Euro 92. Gary Lineker substituted. England need to score v Sweden. Alan Smith (the original) and Alan Shearer on the bench. On comes Smudger the first. The rest is history

Cos Richards is worth more than £12m?

So are they saying everyone in the Gallowgate is a penniless chav. Or are they forgetting that Ashley is a self made billionaire, starting as a market trader with no silver spoon?

So is Fat Boy Dukes fatter than Fat Frank Lampard?

Was kinda what I was sayng - net spend is not a good yardstick Modric, Dos Santos, Bentley all good players but there net Spend is near enough nil. Very few clubs can run indefinitely on huge net spends, there has to be a balance somewhere. Even under Keegan mk1 we had to baalnce to a degree - If you have read his autobiography you will be familiar with the fact that we needed to raise £6m in player sales to offset the Shearer signing in 96. In an ideal world you would run each season with a high gross spend but a low net spend, worry when both are low. dude, honestly, it just occurred to me this morning that our spend this summer so far (assuming colo signs) has an eerily similar look to last summer no one wants us to sign 3 more players before the window than me, i just don't see it so i'm getting my retaliation in early to all the "wait and see" merchants...our summer activity to date is not good enough and i defy anyone to say it is Bar Brummie, show me a fan of any club who is happy with their summer so far. Not having a go at you btw, I'm just sick of people going on about Net Spend, apart from that point I think we are on similar wavelengths with regards to wanting more people in