Minhosa

Weird one given he stated how much he wanted to stay a couple of weeks ago. I wonder if he's been told he'll be battling with another top LB and he'd prefer to be a guaranteed starter at Fulham, which is also closer to home? Either way, he's been superb.

Where can I buy this?

Fuck. That's a huge offer.

They're (AS/MG) are already on the record as stating they're planning to stay front and centre to drive things along more quickly....

Up there with Pardew levels of smuggery.

Anyone remember when he said he'd disappear into the ether as soon as the deal was completed?

'You've done this Keith....'

Fuck. This guy is special.

Who made her name in.............errrrr.....GEORDIE Shore. M(tv)agedia!

Got to keep this fella, even if we bring in a new exciting LB, he can bed in gradually whilst learning the PL from Targett.

Was right at it when he came on. Clattered a couple and burst Lacazette's swede.

I love that he's also a right shithouse. That blocking of Ramsdale's distribution, winding up their centre backs etc but the funniest thing, if you watch the second goal back, is he goes down looking for a pen and acting hurt. When the ball hits the net, he's up like lightning and celebrating. Our shithouse.

Only 11/2 on Bet365.

Sweepstake on when the ban hammer lands? I'll go 1830hrs.

Let me know if you see it again (or similar) for next season....

Great odds those. Which bookie?

More chance of signing Lynda Bellingham tbh.

Waiting list for these now too!

Nah, we get him to keep the car running every match day.

A grand each, give or take. I don't think they're badly priced tbh.

For further context, I'd promised my kids we'd get tickets whenever a takeover happened. I knew we'd struggle to get them in the area we wanted so I took out adverts in 4 x local newspapers suggesting I was looking to buy bonds as I knew they would be a guaranteed route to a ST. I did this back in January as the process is not quick to agree the deal and then process the paperwork with the club and existing bond holders. FYI, The Bonds were for 100 years and issued between 1993 and 1994. Most of them were bought back then for circa £3k. I got fairly limited interest but a few Bond Holders were open to discussing deals. I managed to agree a figure with a couple of them and bought the bonds. The adverts were taken out in the Journal, Chronicle, Sunday Sun and Gazette. I also put an ad on Gumtree where I nearly got cyber-scammed from a very convincing con artist (sending photos' from the 'bond seats' etc so be very careful if you do that!). I do find the scoffing from some folks quite amusing tbh. Plenty of folks on here speak to me regularly off the forum and have seen proof of the purchase.

No - but they can be resold by the private individuals who hold them.

Don't know context, I'm just quoting verbatim based on the conversation I had.

You'd have to buy them off an existing bond holder. If you can find a bond holder willing to sell you their bonds, then there is a 'transfer of ownership' form to complete, send back to the club with a £25 admin fee. The club then reissues the bond in your name and you're then entitled to the accompanying season ticket as well as free domestic cup tickets for the balance of bond (about 60-70 years).

He's right up there with Wraith levels of blight tbh. Fucking attention seeking cretin. All about him.