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We know Maxi can do this. The most impressive part in the build up for me was how he kept the ball in and bustet his gut to get up and get the ball back before the pass. ASM playing for Howe!

Fucking brilliantly done by ASM

No striker on the bench? Isak shins to be split like a twig in t minus 60 minutes and counting

For better or worse, idon't forget all the new fans locally, in UK and rest of the world that'll be following the club if we start winning trophies. We'll easily sell 67k every home game even if the older local fans are over the honeymoon phase.

Dumbest shit I've watched this week.

Poor West Brom Finally get rid of the Bruce stink, and immediately lose their new saviour.

It's different playing from the start of a game, and coming on for your debut against tired legs. Will he play like that for 90 minutes? If he does, we got a 200m player on our hands.

Hating on gender reveal parties is woke now?

That's just a fancy way of describing any American with a career who isn't self employed though, isn't it?

Son a shadow of himself from last season. Head down, run into wall despite options either side of him.

The guy in the dark blue vest and maroon sweater at the end trying to sucker punch someone, misses and face plants on the curb

Not sure if I'm describing it correctly, but he looked a lot calmer and assertive than I was expecting compared to the games I've seen him play for Everton. Did his face somehow turn a bit less rat like during the game?

Gender reveal

Don't think he'll be fuming. Classic trying to hard performance imo. Should get more chances.

Aguerd & Rice West Hams best players. Really impressed. Very meh performance from us. Don't think Burn played particularly bad as someone mentioned, but players around him has no confidence (maybe rightly so) in giving him the ball past our own halfway line. He gets into some good positions but neither opponents or team mates care much that he is Gordon, Murphy & Anderson did well when coming on. Maybe should have come on earlier as we looked a bit tired?

Please Anderson. Show something these 10 minutes.

It's 1-1 and the world is ending.

Random observation, but both Rice and Paqueta been holding their lower backs after Joelinton has challenged them the last 10 min or so. Is he doing something snide, or just coincidence?

Who needs Bruno when we got Longstaff

Maupay been watching best of Eddie Guerrero? Inspired shithousing

Bit early to tell. He could be the new Moyes too.

I'd say if you supported Ashley with funds to continue his running of the club all the way up until the takeover you are less deserving of a cup final ticket than someone who got a ST after the take over.

Howe is always deliberately vague, especially when a player isn't ready to play, Don't think Isak will be featuring tomorrow.