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Did we just score from a set penis?

lol

Doesn't Pardew pull players out of the reserves when they're on the 1st team bench? Even getting 10 minutes here and there against Premiership opposition won't benefit him as much as playing week in week out in the Championship. Plus, other clubs often have actual coaches.

What a fucking chance to waste

A knife might be seen as a threat

Of all the fucking subs you could make, that's the one he chooses?

What's his fucking obsession with Dummett?

Plus, it's hard to attract the right new players when you openly state that mid-table is your only aim. Make it clear that the club barely gives a shit about the league and we'd end up with a team full of overpaid mercenaries again.

Pardew would still play the shit, but experienced, senior players rather than take a risk on a youngster. Better for everyone if they stay at Forrest for another season instead of rotting in our reserves.

We were appalling. Absolutely no improvement on the 2nd half of last season, just clueless all over the pitch. We'll go down this season unless something major happens.

Fingers crossed that England will be looking for a new manager shortly

to be fair, we got £35m for Andy Carroll

Alan has read all the Harry Potter novels and now believes he's managing a quidditch team

This kid can't have voted for UKIP, his voice hasn't even broken ffs

Is the UKIP woman actually just Kathy Burke playing a comedy politician?

originally I was hoping he'd bite off Piers Morgan's ear, but now I kind of hope he headbutts this UKIP cretin

I don't think the transfer policy has anything against players over 30, it's more about value for money. If we could get Bent for a low enough price and if he accepted vastly reduced wages then he might be considered value for money. He's not going to have any resale value but I'm not sure that necessarily matters.

I've got to believe that the club simply do not understand the depths of hatred that Pardew has managed to inspire in a large portion of the supporters. They think that a few signings and a couple of wins early next season will see everything all right. Sure a few supporters who believe that it's the club's lack of purchases that have hampered the team recently might be won over but many fans aren't going to suddenly forget the last 18 months and start chanting for a wave again. If he loses a couple of games back to back next season then the crowd is going to be on his back again, more so if we actually buy some players. When your own fans start chanting We're going to have a party when Pardew gets the sack there is no coming back from that, he's not going to win back those supporters, their numbers are just going to continue to grow. He's already lost the jury & he's just waiting for the execution. Firing him isn't just a necessity for the club, it's a mercy for Pardew.

Shepherd? I'm having wistful thoughts about Gordon McKeag

Pathetic. Fuck everyone involved in the ownership and running of this club utterly clueless cretins. We need new ownership desperately. Even Blackburn's insane chicken farmers would be better than this shit.

Our only hope for now is that there's a completely insane chairman out there who'll try to get him.

Woohoo? If he's anywhere near the starting XI at the beginning of next season we're fucked.

Just give me a manager who actually learns from their mistakes instead of repeating them week in week out.

You would think that the other players would look at his treatment by pardew and wonder if a couple of bad games might see them scapegoated in the same manner

Ashley doesn't trust managers after Allardyce spunked a wad of cash on utter dross, that lead him to trusting his mates and Dennis Wise over Keegan. If Pardew has persuaded him that he should be trusted with funds (I have to put up wiv all these frenchies, we need sum english grit to give us sum fret!) then it'll royally fuck up whoever takes over after Pardew inevitably fucks up. Carr won't hang around if he's not being listened to and it's really only the players that he's scouted who have kept Pardew in a job.