GeordieDazzler

Loach Otamendi Colo Enrique Rout Flamini Arfra Jonas Hooper C9 Raul

There's a hell of lot more than 3 on the first page.

http://www.sunderlandecho.com/safc/Sunderland-ponder-Bramble-bid-.6428856.jp

Tozer is shite

There's a canny video of Yohan Benalouane on a well know video website.

22 with a good goals record, fits the bill. £2.5m seems rather alot for a lower/bottom table championship player though!

I trust you have a canny wedge left over from that? Nope thats bang on £100m

Don't know if already mentioned but linked with a return for Paddy Van Aanholt in todays Journal, on the cheap would definately take him, looked a player... http://www.journallive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2010/07/15/chris-hughton-expects-things-to-heat-up-61634-26856318/

Eagles bid accepted by Burnley... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/b/burnley/8820528.stm

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Linked to Andrei Cristea of Dinamo Bucureşti http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1294269/Newcastle-want-Dinamo-Bucharest-star-Andrei-Cristea.html

ah my bad

We are twinned with the whole of South Africa?

Theres a Ghanain team called 'Mysterious Dwarfs'

Thats a nice shirt. Im sold. Paris it is.

Shalke is the really obvious choice as Gelsenkirchen is a twin city to Newcastle, they are decently big club and havent won the league for 50+ years

Agreed

Club Destroyers (Bolivia) http://members.fortunecity.com/destroyers/04bdc2c0.jpg or Fotballaget Fart (Norway) http://cache.images.soccerway.com/new/teams/5232.gif

106 games 8 goals probably explains alot

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Strange-News/Paul-The-Octopus-Predicts-Spain-Will-Beat-Germany-In-World-Cup-Semi-Final-In-South-Africa/Article/201007115660208?f=rss Paul the Octopus reckons Spain will win!

One paper has already went with "Chris nets a Perch"

He looks scarily like Routledge

http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2890/world-cup-2010/2010/07/03/2008163/uruguay-forward-luis-suarez-handed-one-match-ban-after

yeah but it's should only really be encroachment by the attcking side that the ref pulls up, otherwise the defending sid could run in everytime they attempt to take the pen.