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Villa's fans and owner want instant results. Steve Bruce will be sacked before he gets Villa promoted, therefore it's not a solid appointment. A solid appointment would be getting in someone who can have the opportunity to rebuild from scratch including everything behind the scenes (as we have done with Rafa). Bruce wont be given that opportunity or time to do it so it's just a pointless appointment. So Villa fans/owner want instant results so a solid appointment would be someone rebuilding from scratch - ie not someone as Hans says with a track record of getting teams promoted quickly? You need to start reading the guff you come out with, man.

Brilliant.

What are you going on about now, man? He's a succesful manager at Championship level. Of course it's a solid appointment.

33 goals in 84 games in his last two seasons. Not too shabby for someone who's legs had gone like... I don't want to get into this again but for once Cronky's right. He got a fair few goals against nonentity opposition but in the PL he just wasn't Shearer those last 2 seasons.

Yeah, only 2 in the league though, I think.

It's quite clearly an absolute load of shit. Not even Welshman Bellamy has any time for Saunders.

Nicky Butt's not in that image, like.

Definitely the gayest away day story I've ever heard. Suppose you were sniffing coke off prostitutes tits at the age of 12 at Burnley away or something, aye? No. We didn't play Burnley away in my time as a supporter till I was 28 - by which time my cocaína days were over, mostly.

Isn't he your best player of all time apart from Robbie Keane, Andy Townsend and Paul McGrath?

So if he was putting away his chances he'd be on 21 goals 10 games in? He missed a sitter against Norwich and one against Villa but other than that it's been massively overblown. He's been clinical if anything.

Imagine wanting to drop Ritchie. And when Alsoran's on the other wing.

Definitely the gayest away day story I've ever heard.

Incorrect. x

Not what you said, though. And Benitez said, more than once, in the summer that he had no future here.

We don't, though. And he doesn't.

Pitiful Forrin Maligner.

They'll say owt, man. Allardyce has had a 'brilliantly successful career' - one of the creeps on SSN. Surprised at Keane, though. That's usually the type of bullshit he claims to detest.

Keep it up. It's comedy.

Even for you.

Dummett makes one half-decent tackle a game. Other than that he spends a lot of time out of position, backing away from the opposition player, or being absolutely murdered by any winger with the slightest bit of pace. In addition to that he's petrified of touching the ball and will lose possession a frightening amount of times. If Haidara cant stay fit or Lazaar is rubbish/new/too sexy to play, we'd be better off playing Clark out of position at LB as he has shown that he is a much better defender. He was also very good away at Bristol City in that position. Your love-in for Dummett is bizarre, especially your need to insult anybody who has an opinion differing to yours. Maybe you need to take a step off of your high horse. I've repeatedly said Dummett's not good enough in the medium to long term in that position. I'm not even gonna touch the rest of that post. If you think he gets murdered by pace you aren't watching the games.

You should count yourself privileged to read my posts, to be honest, seeing as you lack any shred of wit or colour in your life. I like to think I'm a civilizing force around here when unnecessary insults are flying around, bringing some good old Canadian peacekeeping the world takes for granted. Nah, you're just a strange lad and pretty uninformed on NUFC and football in general. No harm in that as we're all on here to learn to an extent but fucking hell, you take tripe to the next level all the time.

Because he can't attack so it's used to justify what he offers. That and 'well really he's a centre back'. Putting aside the other arguments about his abilities, why does Rafa play him them? He'd be a fucking idiot to a play him if he couldn't defend because we all know he'll never be good enough going forward.

Well your posts suit you perfectly. I wish we didn't have to read them, though. Maldini ffs.