Ronaldo

Quack quack.

2 wins in 23 and barely a word against him, man. Tells you everything you need to know about the punditry in this country. There'll be more criticism of Klopp this week.

I don't. I like the bloke.

Need to wrap him in cotton wool. Purchase a good supply line from the left, pair him with Mitrovic and he'll get more goals in this league than Carroll and Cuntenkrands combined.

Doubt we're going to see 3/4 players likely to be sold against Cheltenham, like.

Ha.

What an effort and save.

Just dawned on me I'm going to be up during this. Might just go.

Who?

Only Stifler could find ambiguity in a statement like that.

At the very least be looked at like he wants to do something serious to them.

Given that they'd likely displace Gouffran and Colback, yeah, you're right.

SSN says we're 7th. It's August, who gives a fuck?

Mitro's a massive bonus but we should have 2 in before next week. Bit of a 6-pointer with Brighton. Still painfully obvious we're short in attack.

As if that's the first away since mid-December.

Dis gowelkeepah.

Aye, unwatchable.

He's always lacked strength and balance. It only becomes an issue when you put him up front and he needs both. Put him in a more withdrawn position and he's effective. Apart from when hes not. He's barely played in his proper position. I'm not even sure we know where that is but it sure as hell isn't striker.

He's always lacked strength and balance. It only becomes an issue when you put him up front and he needs both. Put him in a more withdrawn position and he's effective.

I hate this soaking up pressure, shit, like. Fucking get them killed off, man.

Elliot's injured/crap. Darlow's not ready to start games. If Krul is here and fit he'll be our no.1.

It seems Sels is going to be first choice based on what? His only competition is injured.

If he can stay fit he'll stroll to 25 goals, like.

You probably should be. He's our best goalkeeper by a mile.

Just use your imagination, man.