Ronaldo

Snodgrass isn't a winger, anyway.

God bless him, man. Legend.

Seven substitutes, though. Two of them are always there just to make the numbers up.

Yep, fair point.

'That was actually a medical condition' should've been his response. How the fuck do you racially abuse someone from Morroco anyway?

Kinda like the Asia Cup.

Gerrard ffs.

No, they're just charging him for a laugh.

I'm pretty sure nobody does, like. Williamson was fine in the Championship, not a class above at all.

What?

Fucking Wolves? We've played about 10 games since then.

He's a UK pundit.

Adrian Durham's had a right go a few times.

Christ.

He was. It was easily the worst I've seen him play for us. Was constantly second to the ball against sluggish Championship tripe.

Not his day at all but did great for the goal.

We were bloody awful beyond belief second half, like. Still, 3 points, fuck it.

It's a weird stance to want our most proven goalscorer to stay in the team? Fwiw I'd play both him and Mitrovic. Rafa will play one of them, and it'll mostly be Gayle imo. Who's scored more in a single Premier League season? Mitrovic. Whos scored more in the Championship/League One/Belgian/Serb League. Mitrovic. So your point is what? We shouldn't play Gayle because Mitrovic has more goals in Belgium? For the hundredth time, I'd play them both.

It's a weird stance to want our most proven goalscorer to stay in the team? Fwiw I'd play both him and Mitrovic. Rafa will play one of them, and it'll mostly be Gayle imo.

When Gayle's fit he'll be back starting. Rightfully so, too.

It's beyond parody.

Well deserved. If that Norwich game had fallen 3 days later he'd have got 7 goals in 4 games for the month.

What did we get for Best, £3m? Hardly surprising at all given that his record was a respectable 1 in 3 roughly in the PL.

I tried, man. I really tried.

Yorkie absolutely nails it, for once.