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Take away the 2 loanees and the players on the bench there suddenly become starters. Hell of a policy.

That's rubbish, man.

Utter plank.

Good analogy. 'Mind the cows, Richard.'

I want Ancelotti managing us with Messi up front, doesn't mean I dismiss more realistic scenarios.

There's actually people on here who'd be against the idea of Hoddle managing us given the current car crash? Mentalists.

Coutinho has had like 3 good games of late, and yet again completely different position and player. Put Ben Arfa in Sterlings place and he'd do better. You'd sacrifice a really promising young player like Stirling for Ben Arfa? Not a chance.

And drop Coutinho for him? No chance.

In the first half he was. You've gone mad.

One of our better players against Everton?

Fight stupid with stupid, the Kaka way. One day you might say something nice to someone, one day. You know I think a lot of you Bimpy but this is a tad rich coming from someone who consistently paints his nearest and dearest as some sort of Mandy Dingle - Lenny Henry hybrid.

Fight stupid with stupid, the Kaka way. Well it's apparent Wednesday was the last straw, judging by the reports of him singling out Ben Arfa and Marv. So not sure what you're on about. But whatever makes you feel relevant anyway. It's called suspension of bias. None of us want Ben Arfa to be marginalised but coming out with that utter nonsense just adds fuel to the opposing argument.

Fight stupid with stupid, the Kaka way.

We wouldn't, mate.

Or more to the point Shaka. He was horrendous at Blackburn. They were both shite. Nah, Shaka had a horrible game at Blackburn but he saved a lot of points that season with his shotstopping.

Ryan Taylor too. Was he fuck.

Although I'd have Santon and Haidara all day over Dummet. People just rate him because he's a local player. Absolute garbage of a footballer and I know he's young but both Santon and Haidara are too. Describe to me how he's "absolute garbage" for fucks sake. Anyone moaning about Dummett being shit at this stage must have cried tears of blood when watching Ramage, Huntington, Edgar etc in our defence seven or eight years ago. He looks a mile better than any of those already - played about seven or eight senior games in our shirt and has yet to be culpable for anything (Sunderland enforced CBness aside). With you on this. He looks a better bet than Haidara.

If only Pavel Srnicek hadn't been such an utter shit keeper.

Sky saying he's sacked. Anyway, Fulham going down down down down da down down down.

What amazes me a little bit, is how everyone on here seems to be in agreement that the Keegan all out attack style is what's fundamentally right for NUFC, yet when you reveal a preference for players who'd fit into such a system - wingers who create and don't graft, midfielders who primarily support the front men and defenders who'll threaten on set pieces - you get criticised. Bit of a double standard, to be honest.

Classless piece of shit.

Sissoko was marking Benteke and MYM standing well away from the goal mouth watching. I was only able to laugh because we won the game.

Except when Benteke scored when he was marking nobody. That isn't how I saw it You need to watch the goal again, mate. Watch MYM, it's actually pretty funny.

First goal was a shocking error.