Willow

lmao. Aye, would be incredible if chris sat down in silence, cameras flashing at him, he lowers his head down to his chest..........then suddenly jumps up, hands to the skies, sparklers and catherine wheels ablaze and in front of the desk a trapdoor opens to reveal jose slowly turning around on a rising stand... the press all collapse in a state of shock and amazement and thus gazing toon fans all piss themselves with glee in a moment of pure harmony... .....aye. so that'd be interesting.

I'd fuckin piss myself with pure joy if jose got it....

knocked down by roy keane

Now thats an idea! Pre-match team talk - Players: So whats the plan boss? Oba: BRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP!!!

Theres no press conference or anything planned for tomorrow is there? prolly not as I've seen no mention of one on here yet....

I'd say ignore that for now, might be an interesting day tomorrow though

Its just a shame when the most vocal of our supporters are also the thickest.

hahaa god I laughed too much at that, I must be delirious Its going to be 3-0

Same, its going to take something special to get me optomistic about nufc again this season. I hope I'm wrong.

Put him in a box. Float it down the Tyne and let the fates carry it wherever they may. A bit like the beginning of Willow? http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a282/MFCLegacy/Misc/Willow-movie.jpg

We missed our chance to protest properly when Sounness got the job, we need to make our stand this time if it goes tits up haha

One thing that I found annoying was that 'Sam wasn't appointed by the new regime therefore.....' etc. Well now they have their chance so theres no excuses now

None of those 3 in your poll. Mourinho or Lippi.

"Alan Oliver to take over St. James Park Hotseat"

Someone clear this up for me? Did Mort himself read out a statement at the stadium or something? I'm at my flat and don't have freeview for SSN...

This is my worst nightmare.

Wahey the forum is kinda back now after the explosion. I agree. I'm in total and utter shock, something big must have happened behind the scenes I'd only be happy if a world class manager takes over and mike splashes plenty of cash, otherwise, I'm going to be well depressed. Was this said on SSN? if its shearer or mclaren I'll feel like topping myself.... Pretty pissed off right now, lee clark to return to take us into the champions league? with this club, I wouldn't be surprised...

aye, don't get your hopes up just yet, twas only an enquiry.....this silly month will get on your nerves soon enough

Haha can't believe Robert is back in the prem, this should be funny..........and interesting :parky:

:icon_profileright: http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/4056/th78650carol0007122578lqb2.jpg ....oooooh she could buy me any day of the week....

He can create goals himself and can always outpace most defenders if given the chance..........so yeah, I'd definately have him here. Match him with a creative midfielder and we'd be much better off I'd imagine, lessening the pressure on the defence. Unfortunately I can't see it happening.

soz if posted, lyon also confirm interest http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11661_3031301,00.html

supporting newcastle is character building, every match day i wake up with a strong belief that some how, without a doubt we gonna win. i also spend a good few minutes examining how the table will look *when* we win our next 3 games... but then, more often than not we don't win and we play shite so i bitch and moan about it until next game when i wake up with the same irrational feeling of imminent success, put my lucky pants on and keep my fingers crossed... but fuck it thats why i love football! Haha thats me too. Top original post too Benwell lad, if you read most of my posts I always try to stay positive and see the brighter side of current situations but I end up giving in to the supreme negativity on this board and tend not to visit for a while after a match. This board is a great place when we've won, like other people have said but whenever we lose........jesus, I try to avoid this place like the plague. The same posters seem to crop up time and time again....

And by that he means once Sam steps on it, we'll glide all the way to the final to claim our trophy!