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Hatem vs Dummett any of our defenders.

I just looked at the players with the most red cards in the Premier League. Everyone else on the list is either retired or in their 30s. Cattermole is one away from the record (held by Vieira, Big Dunc and Dunne), and equal with Roy Keane. He's what, 25 or 26? That's a huge reason not to put him in your squad

Elliot Haidara, MYM, Taylor, Streete Aarons, Ameobi, Abeid, Obertan Ferreyra, Perez

Nice somersault Moke.

Already made my transfer for next week: Mata out, Fabregas in.

One cack signing then? His only other one was Mata.

Forest and Boro are both seeded too, along with a lot of other Championship sides. http://www.capitalonecup.co.uk/news/article/20140813r2drawdetailsrp-1825941.aspx

Remember when Joey Barton was being disruptive so we said he could go for nothing? Didn't stop Pardew from starting him every game until QPR took him.

Good move for him. Have you seen how many hats they're selling in the Turkish markets?

How do you go from regularly starting in the Premier League and being selected for the World Cup, to the Turkish second division?

What i want: Krul; Janmaat, Moke, MYB, Santon; Sissoko, Anita, De Jong; Ben Arfa, Striker (haven't seen the new ones yet), Cabella. What we'll get:

Some knacker: At least he didn't bring up Pardew's gambling debts.

Usually I'd want a player like him to go abroad, but with Hatem I'd love to see him flourish somewhere like Everton, just to rub it in Pardew's stupid smarmy fucking face.

Happens in Tanzania

The fans, selling Cabaye, Cabella, both De Jongs, science, geography, English literature, Pellegrini, Hamas.

I do like how you've accused everyone saying something about Colback of working at Tesco.

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/jack-box-23108241.jpg It's uncanny.

I was thinking about going to a few Forest games this season, this has swung it for me.

Hughton's 2009-10 vs Pardew's 2012-13?

Shit, what happened to N'Zogbia? Is he still at Villa? Fallen so far that even RTG have forgotten him.

That's completely redundant now. Is it? I thought he had a tiered release clause? He apparently does but with today's news it becomes pretty irrelevant. Not if QPR want to hang onto him it doesn't.

It's the Cleverley effect.

He was only here a month wasn't he? Cover for Jose. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunderland_A.F.C.#First_team_squad Look at the size of that squad.