Mattoon

Blackpool officially relegated after today's results

Its a bloated mess that cultivates greed and panders to the base wants of the rich and powerful. Objectively, you'd easy have the high ground on jacking it in. You just have to look at what it's done to Blackpool with Oysten's greed, they were once an ambitious club fighting at the top end of the Championship, one season on the Premiership gravy train and he's gone money mad.

As I said in another thread, the dross below us had already saved us by Christmas, the same dross that is better than us now. We are wholeheartedly the worst team in the premiership at the moment. We'll stay up on the back of one or two scrappy draws, unless QPR and/or Leicester are confirmed relegated come May we won't win another game.

He's the conservatives wet dream, climbing on the corpses of those less fortunate to build an empire. I hope he dies a slow, miserable and lonely death, helicopter crash is far too quick.

Brentford have been a revelation. I'm feeling the same way about my local team (Fleetwood) who were plying their trade as a pub team not 10 years ago after fading into obscurity, now after a double promotion (sorry Yorkie) are teetering just below a playoff place for the Championship.

Unless Leicester and QPR are already down come May I am struggling to see where the next win will come from, if we're going to stay up it'll be on the back of draws. Previous years we'd have been right down there, the utter dross has saved us, the same utter dross that all look better than us right now. 11 point gap for 7 games is as close as you'll ever get.

I cannot, for one brief second, fathom in the slightest what kind of joy anyone could squeeze from such a huge ball of shit? Mates/day out/bantz? Go to the pub, it's cheaper and you're not getting your shit pipe stretched by a pie monster and his oversized cronies.

I haven't watched a match live either in person or on TV since last year, I keep in touch with the games on here. It used to be that if I had to work (I'm in retail so usually do) I'd watch it in the office on the tablet, now even if I have a day off I'd rather be doing anything else.

A paraplegic that can't count without visual aid could do that.

Now is the perfect time to "cull the herd" with so many contracts up but as you so rightly say Ashley will renew contracts of players not fit to be at the club just because they are cheap and we need the numbers. He doesn't see the value of having any "purples" as back up. There's no such thing as an injury free season and injuries shouldn't cost us as badly as they do, purely because outside our first 11 are barely championship standard and that won't change.

Away game would lack impact.

If its anything but a "thunderbumming" I'll be highly disappointed. All out destruction of Mike Ashley's NUFC from here on in, fuckitalltohell.

That's the blight that is killing us, abject apathy. Nearly all on here have made the stand and walked, depriving the club of their cash, but that is futile unless either a) more follow or b) those that sit in apathy wake the fuck up and give him hell. He's living in a perfect world right now, the trouble makers have gone and the stands are full of zombies that don't feel the flogging they're getting every week. 4 derby humiliations didn't stir a whimper, guaranteed thus one won't either. We're our own clichéd worst enemy, or those that stay are. I still feel that the Ashley regime in its current form could be successful and it wouldn't cost the fat twat anything, but it would shave off the profits and a modicum of success would wake people up and breed ambition. Ultimately that's what he's trying to avoid.

No penny gone into the club, nor merchandise in a long time, refuse to pay Sky to watch it also. My home town club is Fleetwood, at least they have some ambition. My heart has always been for NUFC as I've watched Fleetwood with fleeting interest, however I've started to be much more interested in them than NUFC recently. If the summer involves Carver and the usual, 5 out 4 in transfer policy then I'm well and truly done, I can't take much more of this. I have gone from roaring us on every game, to anger, to wanting us to lose to get rid of Pardew (at least some emotion), to ambivalence, to feeling numb, to again feeling angry and frustrated. Didn't think I'd be too fussed about this game but it's really riled me up again, big things need to change.

Gone from mildly expectant to completely throwing in the towel after seeing that line up. We're gonna get raked.

I was just sick a bit in my mouth

Footballing "friendships" usually involve a cap team and a good one, the former idolising the latter whilst the latter patronise and pity the former. No thanks! An alliance can work in the face of a common enemy though, I.e. anyone who plays Sunderland.

Sorry, , had some drinks last night and didn't mean to sound mad. Bad reaction on my part - on edge since its derby day. I didn't think I'd get the pit feeling until it hit me this morning. It's cool, I know what you mean, I've been like "fucking it, I'm not arsed anymore, don't give a shit, we're gonna get spanked anyway." All week, now it's looming I'm getting the jitters. Sat at work wondering if I can get home in time to watch the second half. Why can't I just let go ffs!

You were playing Obertan? Kanji out. Kanjdew... Ammirite?? 1. He was a sub - I try to play the exact team I think are playing tomorrow. And he came on at 85 bc I figured I'd try and take the p*ss at 3-1 2. I know Polic hates me anyway so the anguish was always going to happen 3. I won 4-1 so if I was Pardew I'd have gotten bummed and made some excuses. laughing right now at the thought of me rating Obertan. I literally died laughing when when I ran 3/4 pitch with him on solo run to round the giant inbred sunderland keeper to make it 4 in the 91st. It was glorious. Htl Calm yer tits Kanji I'm only pulling your pisser

You were playing Obertan? Kanji out. Kanjdew... Ammirite??

Beardsley never got booked for getting his tiny todger oot

Since we last won the Derby I've watched the company I managed a store for go into administration, started from the ground floor and worked my way back up to deputy manager, moved house, had two cars, seen my mum have cancer and get through it and my girlfriend has lost 2 grandparents! Also since Newcastle last won the Derby I've lost all love and respect for football and more importantly Newcastle United, so thanks for that Ashley you fat twat.

Neil Cameron is to journalism as Alan Pardew is to football. In fact that's probably a bit harsh on Cameron when it's generally the Chron as a whole.

Ambivalent tbh

Fleetwood itself is quite nice in a leafy sort of way; detest the cesspit that is Blackpool mind. Fleetwood born and bred I tend to agree now living in Blackpool. I've got everything crossed that Preston lock down that automatic promotion place and Fleetwood have got enough in the tank to get through the playoffs, they're only 3 points off. Insult to injury if both get promoted while Blackpool tumble down.