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I'd like to hope he wants to take his sabbatical and start afresh next season with his own back room staff, but that's probably pie in the sky shit right there. It's the hope that gets you man, the silence keeps you hoping. If it's Carver I'm done, I need to find a new sport.

Obvious?

Absolutely in the Garde club myself, anyone else won't compare to my inflated perception of him.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-should-supporting-fans-8700760 Finally a half decent piece against the upper management. Pulls too many punches for my liking but its a start.

It's all shit until it's not shit.

Bang on the money, undoubtedly we are severely short on numbers and players for key positions, however we are not a team equal to the sum of their parts. We need a versatile manager to play to the strengths of his players. I refuse to believe players such as Anita are as bad as they are right now, he was a hot prospect when we bought him, not the hot steamy pile of shit he appears as now.

I see we have fans defending their pro Pardew campaign with "I told you to be careful what you wish for". Like Pardew never got a hammering off Man Shitty before or a worse score against Liverpool perhaps. Same shit, different "coach".

This - not worth saying any more, Mick. I just came on this thread to post: The words NUFC, Sporting and Ambition do not belong in a sentence together. Lock the thread iyam.

Savage is a Colombian grade shitehawk

This thread doesn't get aired enough, always makes me crease. Like art attack for specials.

We want 4.... we want 4

Can we say "I told you so" yet or do I have to keep biting my tongue? Cuz I'm about to explode into laughter here.

https://twitter.com/MikeAshleyLies/status/567989991478919168 Well I think Douglas took that rather well...

Same as most Business this day, sadly. Gaggle of cunts? Surely, collectively these should be referred to as a murder of cunts?

I hope enough read this to get a decent volume of abuse aimed at the fat fuck!

Just had a look after this, the Micky ray thread is great. They really are fucktards to a man over there. Theres a big thread on fannies whinging in which they are all whinging I love the fact that we're all shit stirring by saying there was infighting at the match (mag kernts) but at least 4 or 5 say they saw different arguments happening. But it's all blown out of proportion, nothing happened!? Hypocrisy reigns supreme.

I went on smb to watch the meltdown, is there any need for 1000000000000 threads for the same topic? Disorganised chaos, they're all ripping each other apart it's amazing.

Ugh, who the f*** do we want to win that? Was literally thinking that today, as sickening as it is a part of me wants them to win it. We need to talk to the FA about this, there should be a way both can lose this heavily.

I can't blame anyone for having their own opinion on something, however how anyone can't see Keegan is one of the most important/influential people in our recent history doesn't make sense to me in the slightest. Not once, not twice but 3 times he came in our hour of need and all three times he delivered. One of my all time heroes and with good measure.

Wow, just wow! Did you even witness the Keegan years first hand? The guy transformed us from the brink of obscurity to the top end of the highest table. Listen to how he talks about us and tell me he only cared for money. There is some serious revisionism going on here and it almost sounds like a club statement.

Still reckon they'll beat us again with Pardew lite in charge, we'll keep them up.

Imagine using his inability to get team selections/tactics right from the start of every game as a positive!?! But, yeah, we're totally the deluded ones.

Genuinely devastating that we'll never see a manager of his or Sir Bobby's like again or a player like Shearer again. I know I'm extremely lucky to have witnessed it in my lifetime, but it makes what we've turned into all that harder to swallow. There is no one around right now that has the same persona/ideals as those two, truly two unique managers of the game.

Was it a set of straightners? It was another blokes wife I think. Ouch. Don't be absurd, if it was another blokes wife Pardew would have dived in the way first, she'd have hit him right on the cock.

I agree with the Palace supporters like, why can't players just walk quietly back to the centre circle and celebrate after the game in the changing rooms, no need for that, it was just incited and horrible. You don't see the Palace players doing that! You can't blame them for being so prude about it i suppose, now they've got Pardew as a role model, he's such an upstanding, moral compassed man, he drips class and oozes decorum. We're just northern monkeys.