Mattoon

We just looked like spectators for that goal no one picked any fucker up! Worst home game losing streak since 1984? First time Spurs have won at SJP in 10 years, Pardew the motherfuckin record breaker!

Sweepstake time, Shola for Cisse, what time on the clock?

For who ? Santon, cuz there's no Haidara!

No we've attacked a lot, it's just a mess and Cisse is so s*** it's untrue. And Spurs are so beatable it's doing my head in. If the f***ing utter wankstained c*** in the dugout picked the right line up we could win it. Seeing as we're now behind it's over as Shola will be on soon. We need to get Shola on so that hoof from Williamson will sti... Be aimed at someone. Besides we've got to protect that score line. We was good, we did good containing their players, not many teams will hid.... Play spurs at home and only get beat by one or two, we can't compete.

The subs are: Shola for Cisse, Haidara for Santon, both around 60 minutes, then HBA on for Gouf after 80 sometime, in stone!

Ffs!

Living the dream!

He'll be the last sub at 3-0 down and still get the blame for the poor performance. Everyone's heads will be down and the game will be gone but he won't be trying hard enough, déjà vu!

And then beat him with the gun

It's ok he can come on on the 84th minute and do some magic

....... Just .........

TP is also short for Toilet Paper, which is also something that Pardew and Ashley use to clean their dirty ring pieces with, coincidence?

Should have asked him about this - http://www.colinhendrylies.com/ This just got a little darker than I anticipated!

Colin Hendry has just been in my shop with his new bird, feel like I missed an opportunity to talk to him about Gazza

He needs a fucking gag, cringeworthy at least.

Kind of makes it even more tragic that we aren't bedding him in now. That's not how it works here though, we continue flogging the dead horse (excuse the pun) until our only option is to throw something new out there and hope it works from day one.

Keep the streak alive 0-3

We can only hope that the latter changes while the former is still here, as you say everything else just seems fruitless.

Hatem Ben Starta > Hatem Benched Arfa

If it wasn't for an overrated, loud mouthed, chest beater that Pardew's too scared to drop he would be playing regular and just the type of player that should be partnering Williamson in Colo's absence. I'm sure we wouldn't be getting spanked as much as we are right now. Yes he's a little naive and rash at times but he's young and just needs a run of games to settle and grow. As far as the Pardew/Carr relationship goes I don't want anything to change, I'd much rather Pardew struggle with what he's got and get sacked/leave than upset the apple cart and lose the best scout we've had on our books.

I think he's a great talent with untapped potential, but don't get me wrong I think he should take blame for some of his performances but equally we should be looking at circumstances beyond his control that are stunting his effectiveness in our team. He just personifies the most frustrating facts that make up NUFC right now.

He needs people with movement and pitch sense t pass to, not Shola. Exactly what I was going to post, our movement off the ball is non-existent at the best of times, we're in a vicious circle now where the other players see him with the ball and stay static, watching what he's going to do and expecting him to run rather than pass. While at the same time he sees there's no move my for the pass and thinks fuck it I'll take it on iyam.

He has none? He is testicularly challenged for sure. He has them alright, they're hanging in a piece of string around Ashley's neck!

Trouble is in any argument to their ability, there's a pattern forming, at one time Vukic was hot property across Europe, we stole a march on him iirc and we've all seen what Bigi can do, even Ferguson was showing promise when he came into out first team. Yet they ALL seem to be failing OR more likely we are failing them. None of us are in a position to say which way the blame lies but it doesn't look good on our coaching team. It's not doing Ashley's business model any good and it's not exactly making us an attractive proposition to potential youth signings. Anyone know how Good is doing btw?