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My daughters a cheerleader and when they go to comps there's this one in her squad who always runs up when they're called out for a trophy and grabs it and holds on for dear life, no one gets a look in, for an 8 year old she's a propped dick like How to send a forum full of Newcastle fans to hell: Step 1: Declare your daughter is a cheerleader. Step 2: Continue sentence leaving fans imagining your 18 year old cheerleader daughter. Step 3: Finish sentence by revealing your daughter is 8. Mission accomplished. FYI, if it makes it any worse (if that's possible) she's 6 :lol:

Can't believe Wham supporters are debating getting him on a free, a definite upgrade on Demel. Think he'll do alright there if they're successful.

What will we be furious about now? 6'4" transfers

My daughters a cheerleader and when they go to comps there's this one in her squad who always runs up when they're called out for a trophy and grabs it and holds on for dear life, no one gets a look in, for an 8 year old she's a propped dick like

I think we hate that guy. I hate him more than Sunderland. Sunderland love him, more than they hate us. There's just so many things that other teams do that he believes can't be done, it's impossible to not comment

You can take the win away from them, looked the most likely side to win as soon as the first went in, Dortmund just ran out of steam, you could see that when they broke with the ball and it was just 2 against 6 the pelanty just prolonged the empty hope.

:lol: Never get sick of this absolute bitterness. Only six or seven more years, lads. Every fucking opportunity man, every single one!!

Bayern must be well chuffed at winning that but with all those extra games they must be gutted they're doing so crap in their league..... Wait, they're where?

We're all cursed!

Fuck

Dortmund should get all their players back and score with some "magic" on the break, it's the future.

That Dortmund attack was like watching us "break" 2 on 6

How the fuck have Bayern got all their players on the pitch?? Bunch of diving, cheating, dirty bastards.

Fuck me what a clearance!!

Bayern look a little rattled

Game on

Get in!!

Bayern should have taken to the Olympics with that diving, they'd certainly push for a podium finish.

I'm 6'4" and I've not had a call yet

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I don't either but the manager is part of the model unfortunately. True, which is why I said that the owner has to take ultimate responsibility. Pardew should have been sacked but Ashley bottled it because he didn't want to deal with a real manager who would give him a hard time. Totally agree and you can see on this board a lot of the anguish has been turned against Ashley, the tide has turned over the past few days.

I don't either but the manager is part of the model unfortunately. It's possible that Ashley is raging at Pardew's performance as well. He didn't hand him a long contract to have us battling relegation every year. Not sacking him yet doesn't mean he's happy to put up with this level of performance for ever. Strangely I do agree with you Ian but I'm not saying he's happy at last year, I think he'd be happy if we were to finish around 10th every year, I don't think he has ambition other than what his p&l looks like. I think he would rather be associated with the club in a way which is enjoyable and boosts his status as well though. He doesn't want to subsidise us obviously, but I don't think he bought us primarily to make money. There are much easier ways than football to do that. We've been through this argument loads of times anyway, unless we could ask him we're all just guessing. It's impossible to call of course, only a select few know his true intentions, but it doesn't look good ATM does it? He's backed a poor manager and had Lambiarse come out and give such a negative, un-ambitious statement about expectations. I haven't the foresight to predict next season but I'm not expecting much, if anything. I'll guess we'll see in hindsight, the proof will be Ashley's reaction to a bad start next season. If we come out and put in some real performances I'll take everything back.

Trying to find out who can lick windows the quickest. I think it was a "how many crayons in a minute" eating contest, close call iirc!

I don't either but the manager is part of the model unfortunately. It's possible that Ashley is raging at Pardew's performance as well. He didn't hand him a long contract to have us battling relegation every year. Not sacking him yet doesn't mean he's happy to put up with this level of performance for ever. Strangely I do agree with you Ian but I'm not saying he's happy at last year, I think he'd be happy if we were to finish around 10th every year, I don't think he has ambition other than what his p&l looks like.

I don't either but the manager is part of the model unfortunately.