bobbydazzla

When I was about 4 or 5 I rang Metro to tell a joke live on the airwaves. Paddy MacDee was the DJ. It was recorded on a tape for posterity so I’ve heard it more than a few times. Paddy asked me where I was from but I couldn’t remember, so you can hear me shouting for my mother to ask where we live. Cue much chortling from Paddy. Got sent a Metro FM goody bag with window stickers and various other promo items. Best days of my life

Nightowls was a microcosm of life

“Hello Alan, it’s Bobbydazzla here, I’m a bit nervous about being on the radio, but I just wanted to call in and say to all your listeners, I had a lush time at Metroland with Michelle from Walford. It was only our first date but I think it might be true love. Michelle, if you’re listening, you made my life complete on Metroland rollercoaster. I love you. Will you marry me?”

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But trainer socks = nonce

They definitely do, I’ve seen Gordon with massive holes cut in his socks. And Bruno too But as long as the socks are pulled up, we can forgive their hole cutting infringements

All of our players wear their socks pulled up. None of them have socks pulled down to the shin This is excellent and should be vigorously applauded

Villa can fuck off with them flame throwers like, cunts

Divnt jinx it man !

If they get beat off Boro or Coventry in the play offs…..

I’ve have it on good authority that Brexit Jim is making your squad travel by bus and ferry to all Euro away games. The bus doesn’t have a toilet either And they have to stay in backpacker hostels when they eventually get there

I need someone to inject those xG stats straight into my throbbing veins

Jumpers for goalposts, leather hitting the onion bag, 10 minutes of superzoom frame by frame analysis for a VAR microffside Ahhhh, the beautiful game

We should have kept both Wood and Wilson until Wilson scored his 18 goals, then I would have sold Wilson and kept Wood and we would have had Wood in his Forest form wouldn’t we ? Mitchell is to blame

We should have sold Wilson and kept Wood

Nottingham Forestatistics Talk about N-O fun sponges being able taking the joy out of a situation where a non-cartel team are poking one in the eye of the cartel and denying them a CL spot. Have fans of other clubs dissected our league cup run using quantum physics level statistics and told us why we're lucky to have won a piece of silverware and it won't be repeated ? Forest are riding high with a counter attacking style of football, just enjoy it for what it is. Unless you're a Derby fan, obvz.

Ballot plus Season Ticket resale aka F5’ing

Daft cunts obsessed with telling lies to everyone in a pathetic attempt to falsely inflate the size of the crowds in their ground are now obsessed with claiming lies have been told to them by everyone and are making pathetic attempts to deflate the size of a crowd at a trophy parade Tragic

My success ratio in the the ballot is utter shite. Across 2 x memberships and applying as individuals for every game in league and cup I think we've had a couple of wins this season Never fail in general sale though, I get a ticket for every game. Somehow even managed to get a ticket for the Arsenal semi despite the site crashing We've been through this loads of times on this here board, but there's multiple ways to get a ticket this season, you just have to be savvy. e.g. like @Thorpinho and pals ganging together and using Friends & Family linked accounts The ballot is just the tip of the iceberg

Easiest solution for someone in your situation is to get added to the Friends list of someone you know who can do the 10am resale and then they buy a ticket on your behalf, on your account Far from ideal, but it’d get you to the match regularly

Exactly this, met a 60+ aged woman down the boozer earlier who used to go all the time when tickets were easy to come by, said she’d only been able to get to one game in 2 years because she never wins the ballot and doesn’t know how to do resale She’s now given up on even applying for the ballot We won’t have a second date, but I found her insight interesting

If we build a new stadium with significantly increased capacity and they still insist on having daft fucking ballots then they can get to fuck I’ll go and watch the speedway in Byker instead

I’d rather have it slightly empty for those rare very unattractive games than have tens of thousands locked out for the majority of games during the season Why base capacity on the worst case scenario that might happen once or twice a season, that’s just fucking daft