bobbydazzla

Chris Packets on the pitch already

Can I just check that when we talk about "links" there's an acceptance that 99.7% of "links" are absolute bullshit with zero substance that have been made up to generate clicks It'll help me navigate this thread if I know the lie of the land

Tell them they have 2 x options for a new seat: - A seat at same price, anywhere else in the ground that isn’t a “premium” section. People who sit together can move together - A seat outside the changing rooms at Dorothy Perkins whilst the wife tries on new outfits for 90 mins

Agree with this completely Strawberry Corner “trial” has clearly been a success so roll it out across large sections at each end of the ground And L7 corner 15 years ago also shows we’re capable of utilising an official singing section effectively But they’ve got to deal with the curmudgeons who’ve stoically sat in “their” seat for decades and would rather burn the club to the ground than move for the greater good, the person who solves that problem without bloodshed will get a Nobel Peace prize

Set penis up n down is what got Trippier into this mess

Soon as I realised it was that cunt Tyldesley the commentary got fired into the sun Apparently when pupils study the Punditry & Commentary BTEC to get their microphone licence, the first module in the first term is called “How to be a Cunt”

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Clive Tyldesley is an utter bellend, can’t stand that cunts voice Only surprise last night was that he was wanking himself daft over Liverpool when they’re the arch enemies of his beloved Man Utd Hearing 90 seconds of his drivel was enough to make me want to take a sledgehammer to my own lugs

How can I check whether a wife has access to a ring camera on a front door ? Asking for a friend

There were pics of him in the marital bed taken by a lass he'd had a sleepover with There were newspaper stories about a married England international who'd been caught on the home CCTV bringing a lass back for a sleepover Whilst this was being reported, Trippier's wife was publicly cutting ties with him and moving herself and the kids to the North West. The family home was also put up for sale. It all coincided with Trippier's form plummeting and it was also noticeable he had the facial appearance of a knackered broken man going through turmoil If Vera was on the case she would look at the evidence and conclude he'd been caught with his pants down

His mindset might be: I’ve been caught bringing a lass back to the family home for a scuttle (highly likely) My missus is going to rinse me financially in a divorce (possibility) My kids have moved away from the North East (fact) I’m on the peeve too much (allegedly) I’m in the twilight of my career (fact) I’m unlikely to get a starting spot at NUFC (fact) A stint in Saudi in a less demanding league, earning megabucks and no access to peeve (unless he lives outside of Saudi) might feel like the solution to his various problems Real shame how it’s playing out, he’s arguably one of the most influential signings we’ve ever made and probably the best defender I’ve seen play for us in my 30ish years of support

Don't assume. It makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me".

Who’s used all the penicillin? Oh Kieran Trippier sir, he’s got knob rot off some tart

Anytime there’s anything in the news about this cunt, it’s because he’s being a massive cunt He’s vermin

Everyone wears the jacket apart from him = media ructions No-one wears the jacket and no-one grasses to the press = get away with it No-one wears the jacket and someone grasses to the press = media ructions At least it'll take the heat off the ticket price rises for a few days

It’s not fair to let thousands of miserable old codgers cling on to season tickets because they’d prefer to boo & hiss at Sean Longstaff than go shopping with their wives Moral of the story: life’s not fair

Any stats based comparison of attendances is pointless when they’ve blatantly lied about their attendances in recent years It’s like comparing notches on your bedpost with Jay out of Inbetweeners

Pass the ball through the defensive line to a striker who tucks it away For our lot in their current malaise that type of move would appear to be more complicated than astrophysics

LADidas them Gazelle’s like bro Pair them up with Stoney jacket and bag of bugger dust for the perfect away trip

What if they announce a NEOM-esque mind blowing stadium the likes of which the world has never even dared to dream of The Sven Adult Books Magpie Megadome will be the 8th wonder of the world they’ll say Then like NEOM they slowly but surely roll back on all the mind blowing civil engineering promises and all we get is some new toilet doors on the Gallowgate

Don’t want to be on the telly Give me 3pm Saturday kick off, hopefully we turn up and do the bizniz and onto the next round. No fuss, no hype, no need for the entire country to be sat in front of of their tellies praying we slip on a banana skin

Dion Dublin can caress my balls anytime he likes

I don’t know how easy or difficult it would be to negotiate a deal that can then be increased if a court decision goes in our favour, I suspect it would make most potential sponsors a bit nervy But if I was looking to secure some high value sponsorship I wouldn’t be signing anyone up until the Man City case was decided and I knew the lie of the land on what I was able to charge At the moment we’re in limbo, we don’t know how much we’re able to charge without falling foul of some snidey rules that have been put in place by a cartel to stop us from accessing maximum return from sponsorship deals

I suspect we haven’t signed any new sponsorship deals because there’s a court case going on that directly impacts the potential value of our sponsorship deals

Loan Co-ordinator Assistant to the Loan Co-Ordinator You do the math