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Everything posted by bobbydazzla
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Games where you’ve been utterly devastated by the result, but the match didn’t involve NUFC and the outcome didn’t particularly affect NUFC Man Utd beating Bayern in 1999. I could have smashed the telly to bits when they scored the winner If there’s such a thing as hell and I end up there when I shuffle off this mortal coil, then guaranteed I’ll have to spend eternity amongst the flames listening to Tyldesley scream SOLSKJAER HAS WON IT as a fountain of jizz explodes in his y-fronts and the camera zooms in on Schmeichel doing cartwheels like a 5 year old bairn
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You can't have your cake and eat it Launches after Xmas when demand is lower and more people are skint = better availability for punters who aren't skint after Xmas when it launches
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We should put in a bid for Para Graph
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What the actual fuck are them Haway The Lads LED’s half way up the stand that are flashing faster than the strobes at The New Monkey
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This cunt signed anyone yet
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The also had the ability to turn average players into high quality players by being part of a system and a club ethos Think of how many of their solid squad options left Man Utd in the Taggart era and were absolutely dogshit at their next clubs Now they specialise in turning expensive players into dogshit before they leave
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Enjoyed the match immensely whilst listening to a DJ mix of 120bpm techno from a nightclub in Lithuania Try it, you might like it
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Both is the correct answer
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Eh ? I was cringing at his answers man If he’d rather get sacked than change his tactics then fair enough, but don’t say it on camera when you’re on an appalling run with a billion pound squad and have just set your team up to get battered by picking a shit midfield
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No he didn’t. If that was Howe in the first few months of the job when we were still relegation fodder, I would have been devastated with his responses
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Watching that interview with Amorim, fucking hell, he’s so far out of his depth in a job like that If he’s still there at the end of the season I’ll be amazed
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Psssst, Lovejoy, wanna hear some NUFC gossip…
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Anyone know if Bentancur can play against us ?
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HMS Piss The Leyg sunk by Cannon
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Spurs gonna Spurs And Bournemouth Fulham now all square which made my willy tingle
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How come Guardiola seems to be pals with the loads of Leicester players and staff? Or is he just buzzing with a double drop strength boost of serotonin after his first win in a month ?
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again xG is for blokes who always go home alone after a night out and have a tug in their bedroom at their mams house whilst consoling themselves by thinking of all the lasses they believe they could have shagged
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When did kicking a ball into a net become algebra ?
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An adblocker fixed the Chronicle for me Reading the comments section is like being a fly on the wall of a lunatic asylum, but without adverts