McCormick

No brainer really; hughton's a shite manager but the last thing we need to do is exacerbate the fans any further by appointing Wise. It mustn't be thaaat hard to find someone that is 1) a better manager than hughton 2) Less hated than cockface mcghee... Surely?

I think the 'pro-ashley brigade' are just a bunch of high-brows who want disassociate themselves from the general populace of 'mongs' (tbf there are quite a few) by not 'worshipping the messiah'.

Bit long for a caption maybe....

"Hi my name's mike ashley, i bought newcastle football club in a dire state at a bargain-basement price, while in turn liberating it's loyal following from the tyranny and absolute pestilence of the previous regime. I gave them a new-found hope; promising verdant fields of gold and talked of a beautiful future standing alongside kings while polishing our spoils. I took advantage of their naivite, dismissing the big-headed burden on our club and brought back the biggest hero the club had ever seen. I sat alongside them to gain their trust, i liquored them up so they were too inebriated to investigate... That's when i decided to shake things up by appointing meaningless people to sit beside me in the stands, in a desperate attempt to make it seem like i knew how to run a football club. I spent very little, veeeeery little, despite having a thread-bare squad and assembled a backroom staff that underpinned the manager i appointed. He walked out. The fans went ballistic. The club is in the shit again. Why am i smiling though? Oh that's cause i still think that someone's gonna pay 480 million quid for a mid-table, managerless, unsettled, poisoned chalice of a club... and maybe because i'm a little drunk."

I hope the supporters club know how to spell our club's name

Wow, very informative. Now if only there was a website that i could buy the tickets from...

Supporting newcastle is masochistic at times.... fuck me this is painful what a shitty fucking day this has turned out to be, I don't give a shit, Fuck you ashley and you too ameobi

Initial reaction is i wish he did sell to them, but we'll see

Another chelsea situation... bollocks

Do you know Harry-Norway by any chance?

Satisfied with this result; we played some good football in the second half, despite bolton playing the kind of football that would give Sam allardyce an erection. Good save by Given, another classy performance by Jonas and the first of many goals from Michael owen. Bring on arsenal.

I think he saved the last one as well. He used to never save them. Keep it up Shay! From the sounds of things, he did his resigned drop on shoulder thing, only the ball went straight at him. They all count though. It was actually a very good save

soooo close there

WTF!.. cut Jonas down on a break Bastards...

Not really

Succeeding? He's sold them a good dummy but has been quiet according to the radio. They've got two men on him. Bolton are being negative bastards again, the lads got no room to move

We look awkwaard out there

Who's paying 9 mil for milner like?

But he's better than most of them, and if we want to improve we ned to be buying players of his calibre and getting rid of dross like duff and milner.

I thought the the first smiley in the OP was just this: "" but burrowing into the page, for some strange reason.... Realized just now that it's colo's afro/perm/thing.... makes more sense now

FFS

Bump

This.

Pre-match commentary is absolutely wank here, a summary: - Newcastle is an outside bet for relegation - Ashley not giving kev any money - Not a big club, 'delusions of grandeur' - Unambitious in the window - Ripping into Colo for having ear-rings (outrageous imo) Fucking pricks, Manyoo haven't bought anybody either "who are we to question sir alex"...... Fuck off I reeeeeaaally want us to win this one, just to shut those cunts up.

Deco is pure class