McCormick

Hardly prolific myself, but go on then... What's your stance on catchphrases? I'd suggest ending every post with "Word." or "The Bish has spoken."

See this thread title, Bish? This is the kind of greatness you should be aspiring to.

He's quite clearly about to sneeze.

I hear they've arranged an open-top bus parade for the Stevenage team. It's a real party atmosphere in Sunderland right now.

Catastrophic decision bringing him on.

This is an abomination.

Source?

Christmas sales.

I don't think the "he looks about 11 years old" joke has been made yet, so you know what? I'm gonna go for it; he looks about 11 years old.

This, pretty much.

Wondered why I couldn't find it. PM a link if you've got the time mate

Anything against Spurs at WHL would have been a bonus so, as it stands, nothing much has changed. The next few games should be a good indicator as to what our fortunes will be like come the end of the season; back-to-back losses and its crisis time.

Looked woefully out of ideas today, although I can completely understand the game-plan; we were away to an in-form team who are very dangerous going forward. We looked to load the midfield and frustrate them while feeding the long ball to Carroll- desperately hoping to nick a goal and then hold on. However, these tactics operate on the assumption that a)we are sturdy defensively and b) our deliveries into the box (from either set pieces and open play) are reasonably precise. We failed on both fronts unfortunately, James Perch is a mess and had no chance against the threat of Lennon while our deliveries were horrendously sub-par.

Needs to learn how to cross the ball more effectively though.

Who got the red?

Truly a baffling decision to sack an up-and-coming manager who had performed admirably well on the limited resources at his disposal. The question now is will Ashley appoint a manager that will take us further? Will he fuck.

Just seen this, how did this happen ffs? Makes you wonder when we're ever going to stop being a laughing stock of a club.

Woman's football could take over the world if they were all oiled up and wearing bikinis. Would probably be a kick in the uterus for feminists though so I can't really see it happening.

A good performance will almost undoubtedly land him a start in the next competitive match; something I can imagine Carroll is dying to be involved in. The club has already displayed its trepidation, but the question is will Carroll put the clubs best interests ahead of his international aspirations, or will he risk further injury trying to cash in on what he might see as a glorious opportunity to get himself into the England set-up? You would hope he would exercise a bit of discretion and pull out until he's fully fit, but the prospect of leading the line for your country at 21 might be seen as too good an opportunity to pass up. FWIW I think he'll play, run himself into the ground and sideline himself for three matches afterward.

He'd be a great signing for Liverpool, i think.

I'm sure Dave made that suggestion in jest. Even if he did want to leave, he'd have much better prospects than Newcastle lining up.

Should've buried one of those, unlucky.

All Fulham now.