Elbel1

Wise words indeed

Only time I take a slight interest is at full time and they swap shirts

I'd lov eto beat Liverpool Preferably with a big stick

He was in the Madonna video for like a prayer

Don't feel the need to throw any sharp metal objects on my account Blunt and wooden would be fine

I like the available XI but I also like the unavailable XI Which is best? There's only one way to find out FIGHT!!!!!

All the players with 'tats' on their neck

The only club in the world to be relegated for match fixing but keep their place in the champions league! In the following season they reached the last 8 of the champions league and beat West Ham in the playoff final. The down side was a former manger killed Karl Fletcher then crashed his car into the team coach and killed most of the squad And they say Newcastle are a soap opera club!

Karl Fletcher was great player But he died

Wish list:- Down Sunderland, West Ham, Villa, Liverpool and Stoke Up QPR, Leeds, Melchester Rovers, Warbury Warriors and Accrington Stanley (who are they?)

It is heart warming to read of your trust in people to do the right thing On a completley unrelated note you may be interested to learn that I am the Head of defence in a small Arican country and am looking for somewhere to deposit £175 million. If you can send me your bank details I will be willing to give you 50% as a handling fee

If nothing else, next time he is away on international duty he can tell his grandchildren and great grandchildren how he scored the winning goal in a cup final

When I found this forum

I was going to but my radio has a quality control feature on it If the tuning ever goes near Talksport it self distructs

Good point but you take class away if you put him in a one paced midfield supplying a one paced strike force and give him less time on the ball because the likes of Henry or De Jong are kicking him up the arse

Where was this, MSN? AA meeting probably

All he has to do now is claim every goal Messi scores for Barca is the result of poor defending and the title is his

I am Freddie Boswell

Has Suarez put pen to paper for Liverpool yet?

Would of been on SSN if true. Looks like they have people outside all the grounds. Pretty sure the medicals aren't conducted at the grounds

No I flagged your Homophobic,Racist,Sexist attitude that everyone who reads this thread can now see,i brought Dave into it cos he got involved or are you too stupid to realise Good to see that you are still rising above it Keep it up

I agree. Nothing worse than fascism discrimination.

Gypsies, tramps and thieves gets my vote

Cheers You could try it with contemporary players ''Newboy Carroll out on parole, young andy is going to score a-goal'' ''New boy Ben Arfa, had his leg broke in halfa, New boy hatems going to something something...'' Nice work. "new boy Campbell, runs like Bramble, there's no one Sol can't handle." To be honest the above is a poor effort. New boy Nolan got a fair size colon, New boy Kevin gonna send us to heaven I'll get my coat

No chance First thing he would do is sell Messi, Puyol and Xavi Then replace them with Diouf, Samba and David Dunn