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The only way to enjoy those 3 performances more would be to watch them from the Playboy mansion and then change channel to watch live coverage of Simon Cowells funeral

Take That are playing at the stadium of light next summer. I have just put £10 on them winning 3-0

I am Landon Donovan I was hoping that the movies buffs out there would have picked up on the Spartacus theme and joined in with a few 'No, I am Landon Donovan' Never mind, the moment has passed

I am Landon Donovan

QPR Norwich Southampton Livingston Brechin If you go instore at William Hills you will get a 10% bonus on all bad boy 5 and 6 folds, 20% on 7 folds and a whopping 30 % on 8 folds

Not sure where to post this but here goes http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-11594078 West Ham defender Da Costa has been arrestyed for alleged sexual assault

666 the number of the beast! Certainly not Aces high!

No it's not Biggest game of the season will be the one that decides if we stay up or not

QPR, Forest, Portsmouth, Watford, Brighton amd Norwich - 50/1 @ Hills AC Milan, Bristol Rovers, Monkey Hangers and Bayern - 26/1 @ Hills Southampton, Newport, Spartak (5.30pm ko), Real and Roma - 10/1 @ Coral If they all come in the acc pays 27886/1 @ Hills!! I can promise that only 3 will be wrong but it will be one in each bet

I imagine that it will be pretty hard to come up with a ratio that would cover everyone. Losing 10% of £75 would probably be a big loss, where as losing 10% of £300 would be more 'acceptable' to most people Basically it down to the individual to decide how much they can afford to gamble and stick to that bugdet

Swap Arsenal for Chelsea and it goes up to 13.86 at Coral

Have a look on ebay and buy Mike Bassett England manager on DVD

Not that hard to believe. The mongs demanded an English manager and he was the best option. The other option was Sam Allardyce (Assuming that Brazil, Spain, Real Madrid, Barca, Man Utd, Arsenal, Chelsea, Inter Milan and Bayern didn't ask him first)

Gor draw written all over that game 1-1 I reckon

Apologies. To rephrase my original naughty post:- Sunderland could well go into the derby having played 7 games without a win whilst 3 of our next 4 games are against teams who are struggling at the moment

Mr McClaren, are you looking forward to the new season as manager of Taliban FC? How dare ask me a question like that? I spit on you and your ancestors. May your cast your seed on barren crops for all eternity. I declare a Jihad on you and all western sports writers

Chances are that Clattermore will be suspended for the derby. If he isn't then I expect him to be off by half time for a over the ball 'challenge' on Barton.

What do you call a football who won't pay a for a prostitute? Titus F**k

There's a Pub in the Red Light district called Old Wembley (http://maps.google.co.uk/maps/place?cid=15177038976658526899&q=Caf%C3%A9+Old+Wembley,+Amsterdam,+Nederland&hl=en&cd=1&cad=src:pplink&ei=1gmbTPSNEI_VjAey6omnAw&sig2=n1b_eHpbjfFLMvGphSRqZA), they have Sky. Or you could try the Sports Bar just outside the Red Light District (http://maps.google.co.uk/maps/place?cid=3273209814951599961&q=The+Globe&hl=en&cd=1&cad=src:pplink&ei=fwqbTMv1O8O3jAeS3InpDw&sig2=70Ut34x_2MqJcmP8L05AJg) The sports bar(if it the one with girls dancing on the bar just down from McDonalds) is very expensive and pretty crap imo. Vaguely remember the other one as being canny as is the one just inside the Red Light area as you walk in from the Station Nah the Sports Bar is a dingy cheap place with a Scottish barman, and a burly Dutch Chef. It was alreet, but the screens aren't the best. I think i know where you mean now, i wasnt in the best of states by the time i was around that way haha So you were in Amsterdams red light district and you can remember the quality of the telly screens and the nationality of the staff. I don't think that you took full advantage of some of the options available to you in that fine city

Perch is suspended man Raylor is going to play, other than that i agree! Oooh no he isn't

I think the brand will live on, a bit like how our support has stayed strong even though we've been s**** for too many years and even suffered through relegation. As long as there are fans worldwide new players will respect the club and see it as a chance to help wake a sleeping giant...a bit like a lot of players have said about us over the years. Problem for them is now, there really is no sight of an end, or a way to pick up, if Woy fails they really are fuked beyond anything i've seen in my lifetime for them. Liverpool fans think 7th is a disaster, what if they don't qualify for Europe at all or even finish outside the top ten? What would the numbers be like, what kind of support would the receive? Keep paying Torres and Gerrard £12m a year between then alone while not producing and its only a matter of time before they collapse financially. It happened to us, huge wage bill and under achieving, we had a CL wage bill with barely Euro cup positioning, Liverpool have a title challenging wage bill and can't compete to get themselves back in to CL. However long it takes it will catch up to them, and the owners are in no position to bail them out. I know you are looking even further beyond that, but right now these next two seasons are crucial, about as crucial as us staying up, possibly more as I'd think there is easily a way back in to the league for us, for Liverpool to get back in the CL with Citeh buying their way to the title, Chelsea miles ahead and fully financially loaded and Arsenal set up for the future and Manu a club which will never fully die, it will be some achievement and this year is their best shot as the year after it will be harder and the year after probably impossible, and so on. This part is spot on With Man Utd, Arsenal, Chelski, Man City, Spurs (possibly Everton- if they get their act together) ahead of them at the moment, they are realistically playing for a Europa League spot this season The likes of Gerrard and Torres will not be happy without CL football for the forseeable future and will be forming an orderly queue at the exit door. On a side note the selling price for Gerrard is only going to go down now - over 30 - so they will have to cash in soon if they want to buy a suitable replacement. This could well be the start of an irreversable slide for LFC, who knows when or were it will end?

Dream draw would be home to Northampton/Brentford Arsenal v Man Utd All remaining Prem clubs to play another Prem club. Not asking too much

Villa man City Dundee Utd £10 returns 83.95 at Hills

Will this be sung at thier next game? Heeeeeeey, Titus Bramble Ohh.Ahh I wanna knooooooow If you raped that girl

His first touch has always been a bit heavy