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£1200 is about 1% of Waynes weekly pay Hate to think what I would get for 1% of my weekly pay

Either that or they went to Willy Wonkas chocolate factory for a fortnight

Apparently, the condition of Marseille letting him leave (to us or elsewhere) is that he keeps his mouth shut for the time being. It's to quiet though. It wasn't just him making a noise last week, it was his entourage too. we knew when he'd missed training, then we knew he'd missed training again. Then we knew he'd only lasted a matter of seconds in a meeting. Then he was here, then he'd flown back. Now the silence is deafening!!! I understand it's in his best interests to keep his mouth shut but it's still quite a turn around how quiet things have gone. All of that was said by the OM president not Arfa

Arsenal v Tottanham West Ham v Millwall Cardiff Swansea Hibs Hearts Sheff Utd Sheff Wed

Yes Ben Arfa has signed for Bremen but in a move stolen from the Beano he used invisble ink

The only way Keane will make a good manger will be if he gets the keys to Dr Frankensteins laboratory and digs up Bob Paisley

On the game?

Burn it!!!!!! With fire!!!!

People are happy when a signing comes in under the radar, and say it's good policy, but whinge when we don't get any information. Can't have it both ways. he shouldn't be saying he expects signings, week on week though Little bit of thinking outside the box here but bear with me. Maybe, just maybe, he is saying that he expects signings because he does expect signings. Just because they haven't happened to our preferred timescales doesn't mean that they won't be happening at all As the Guiness adverts say 'All things come to those who wait' Little bit of thinking inside the box here, maybe he really does expect signings? Was my sarcasm too subtle?

People are happy when a signing comes in under the radar, and say it's good policy, but whinge when we don't get any information. Can't have it both ways. he shouldn't be saying he expects signings, week on week though Little bit of thinking outside the box here but bear with me. Maybe, just maybe, he is saying that he expects signings because he does expect signings. Just because they haven't happened to our preferred timescales doesn't mean that they won't be happening at all As the Guiness adverts say 'All things come to those who wait'

We're the perfect club for collecting these players; Butt, Smith, Nolan........ Basically we are the Anti Arsenal Where we have/had Butt, Geremi, Smith, Nolan and Butt They have Wallcott, Nasri, Arshvin, Edwardo etc.

Not the biggest fan of the new home kit but I must say that we are unbeaten at home in it (at the moment)

Source ? no source - it's fact A fact that you can't back up? Owen, Luque, Lee Clark and Solano signed after season 05/06 had started Siberski, Martins, Rossi, Srnicek and Bernard all signed after season 06/07 had started Taken from NUFC.com

Where'd you get this from? A fulham scout (not the Baden Powell type) Might be a daft question but how would a Fulham scout know about the inner dealings of Bremen and OM?

Based on nothing but this thread I have just had Ben Arfa tatooed on my thigh. He'd better sign now! The scabs are starting to come off now. Have I done the right thing or will have to get the face altered to look like Hughton? Never mind his top What about my thigh?

So Arsenal are going to buy Arfa because Walcott can run fast?

Because Perch is our cover for left back

Bo Derek Loads of images of her on 'tinternet but I don't know how to add one

I'll have you know that in 1978 my Tonka Trunk beat my Evel Knievel dragster in one off race between the dining room table and the telephone table at the bottom of the stairs. The race was witnessed by my 2 year old brother, my uncle Bob and several eagle eyed action men who had prime seats on the bottom step

Heres my 2 penneth Ben Arfa won't get the guarenteed 1st team place that he desperatly craves at Bremen OM will try to hawk him around other clubs for a bit longer before caving in and letting him sign on loan for Newcastle Deschamp will struggle to turn around OM poor start to the season and will be out of work by Christmas CH will also hit a dodgy spell around Jan and will also be on the 'rock and roll' Ashley will rake out his dog eared book of football contacts and finally decide that the best man to keep us up will be none other than Deschamp You heard it here first

To the tune of Lola He makes us sing and he makes us dance Hes a superstar And he comes from France He's Ben Arfa B B B Ben Arfa He left Marsielle just to sign for Mike If he doesn't play Then he'll go on strike He's Ben Arfa B B B Ben Arfa

Can't see Stoke or Bolton being in a dogfight for survival but I certainly agree about the rest of the teams you have mentioned Blackpool, Wigan, West Brom and Birmingham will make up the bottom 4, just not sur ewhat order yet

We surrender

He was on Sky Sports news last night telling the world that he is pleased that Blackpool got promoted as it 'freshens up the league' Amongst his other insights were:- Man Utd or Chelsea will win the league If Arsenal dfend better they will have a good season Liverpool will be better than last year Blackpool will struggle Man City have an excellent squad but may take time to gel Newcastle could go down as 'it is the same squad that took us down' West Brom will stay up as 'Roberto' isn't as naive as Tony Mowbray and will change the way West Brom play And he gets paid to spout this sh*t

You've got good eyesight to be able to spot me in the crowd