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The point I was making (rather poorly) is that if we don't get the manager we want, we shouldn't write off whoever does get the gig

He took over a team that was coming out of administration with a 10 or 15 point deduction and turned them into an entertaining side to watch. Dispite a late run of form they missed out on the playoffs but did win the Johnsons Paint Trophy He left under a cloud early this season after alledgely playing hide the sausage with one of his players girlfriend

I'm thinking 'outside of the box' here but bear with me What if (big if) he turns up here and actually does a good job? Give the lad a fair crack of the whip He hasn't even got the job yet and he's been written off How many Arsenal fans were doing hand stands when Wenger got the top job at Highbury?

Lyon Barca Copenhagen Spuds Pays around 6/1 at Billy Hills

My memory might be playing tricks on me but I seem to remember a betting scam a few years back involving everyones favourite, squeaky clean footballing family Something about the son places large bets on his dads new place of work on the south coast

Hoddle won't happen as he is too tied to his Spanish academy - I think I read somewhere that he part owns a lower league team over there and uses it to blood the players from his academy

David or Dermot?

If Ashley only wanted to hire one of his mates as manager then surely he has had plenty of chances to do that before now.

Whats John Gregory doing these days?

How about copying the current set up on WWE Raw? Simply hire a mysterious general manger who e-mails the starting XI to the dressing room where it is read out by a favoured minion (Peter Beardsley) This way we could have guest managers who find themselves 'between jobs'

I vote Pardew (but only because I have £20 at 7/2 on him)

Why? Is he crap at telling jokes, does he have a taste for the larger lady or does he live in a travelodge?

Useless Ameobi?

The only way to enjoy those 3 performances more would be to watch them from the Playboy mansion and then change channel to watch live coverage of Simon Cowells funeral

Take That are playing at the stadium of light next summer. I have just put £10 on them winning 3-0

I am Landon Donovan I was hoping that the movies buffs out there would have picked up on the Spartacus theme and joined in with a few 'No, I am Landon Donovan' Never mind, the moment has passed

I am Landon Donovan

QPR Norwich Southampton Livingston Brechin If you go instore at William Hills you will get a 10% bonus on all bad boy 5 and 6 folds, 20% on 7 folds and a whopping 30 % on 8 folds

Not sure where to post this but here goes http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-11594078 West Ham defender Da Costa has been arrestyed for alleged sexual assault

666 the number of the beast! Certainly not Aces high!

No it's not Biggest game of the season will be the one that decides if we stay up or not

QPR, Forest, Portsmouth, Watford, Brighton amd Norwich - 50/1 @ Hills AC Milan, Bristol Rovers, Monkey Hangers and Bayern - 26/1 @ Hills Southampton, Newport, Spartak (5.30pm ko), Real and Roma - 10/1 @ Coral If they all come in the acc pays 27886/1 @ Hills!! I can promise that only 3 will be wrong but it will be one in each bet

I imagine that it will be pretty hard to come up with a ratio that would cover everyone. Losing 10% of £75 would probably be a big loss, where as losing 10% of £300 would be more 'acceptable' to most people Basically it down to the individual to decide how much they can afford to gamble and stick to that bugdet

Swap Arsenal for Chelsea and it goes up to 13.86 at Coral

Have a look on ebay and buy Mike Bassett England manager on DVD