Elbel1

[b]IT'S NOT A DERBY!!![/b]

Also, from our remaining 13 games, we still have to play 6 out of the current bottom 8

Can't be bothered with the whole predictor table but have had a quick look at our remaining fixtures Wouldn't be at all surprised if we won all our remaining home games which would put us on 87 points That leaves 7 away games to get 8 points The maximum points total Forest can achieve is 94 (Assuming we beat them at our place) Simples

Southampton West Ham Dundee Utd

Not yet but I confidently predict that by end of march we will be 6-8 points clear of them. Then we will see what they are made of

I'll see your six and raise it to 7

Portsmouth Westham Smoggies Peterborough Newcastle Trebles and acc

I'd like to see Gerrard play abroad Not bothered where, just as long as they have cannibals I'll be happy

Best replace that with another centre halfs name I think. Collo-Cini He's bctter that Maldini He's better than John Terry Collo-cini Happy now?

To the tune of Que sera Colo-cini He's better than Stevie G He's better than John Terry Colo-cini

You must know that he means alongside some new players to fill the other spots. Yes, obviously. Such as Routledge? Who ended up at QPR btw. Let's not kid ourselves. We'll need 3 new midfielders and 2 new strikers at an absolute minimum to stay up. i would say 6 midfielder, no way do i want nolan and smith to be be even back ups But Nolans our best player Look at all the goals he scores

2. Michael Jackson, Elton John, Diana Ross and Freddy Shepherd. Who is the odd one out and why? The answer is obviously Miichael Jackson. The other 3 are still breathing.

Gone for Man City, Barnsley and Coventry Pays just over 5/1 at Ladbrokes Just seen the odds for Villa Should have added them on

Portsmouth fc the only club in English football where you are encouraged to throw coins onto the pitch

HMRC just rang Peter Storrie to say that he is doing a great job running the club and not to worry about a thing 'Really?' was the incredulous reply 'no' said HMRC, 'i'm winding you up' badoom tish

I can understand Joe Coles full name being there to avoid confusion with Carlton but it's not as if anyone is going to think John Lennon has been selected. Are they?

With a bottle?

Cole - Johnson - Brown - Baines

West Brom Stoke Swansea Pays 7/1 ish at Coral

It's nowt to do with the price tag though, Martins was never a 'No.9' striker - more like 10. re our last No 10. £17 million for a striker. I would expect him to try

Has she not got ironing to do?

And have a basic grasp of the offside rule

She will be in all the papers soon telling her side of the story If she hires a really good publicist there could even be a reality series in it for her where she whores herself around the Greek islands - 'TT (Toni Terry) Isle of Men Grand Pricks' Or she could do a Cheryl and be a judge on X factor

I don't think sloths do action poses

If you bend the rules a bit to include dreadlocks you could have Gullit in there Sure he played a few pre season friendlies for us At Dundee I think