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Missed an Inglourous Basterds type opportunity to burn the place down. Wheres the suicide bomber when you really need one?

How about a Morgan + Winner tag team taking on Big Show and Randy Orton at the next Wrestlemania? I would pay to see that

More to the point, Why is Raylor dressed like the Fonz?

I would like to break through the 100 points barrier Also I would like to be locked in a room with Piers Morgan armed with a snooker ball in a sock

Davies is always talking about how much money his club or other clubs need. Just a rubbish manager. Have you noticed in that article they have Rangers days at the club numbered. I also noticed that Smith is an essential cog but hasn't been missed in the last 6 games

If you were in a room with both of them and had a gun but only 1 bullet, which one would you shoot?

Anything less than 27 trillion pounds and I will be outside SJP with a badly spelt banner demanding 'Del boys heed on a stick'

How could Portsmouth sell players that don't belong to them?

From the BBC website Pompey allowed to sell players outside transfer window Portsmouth have been given special permission by the Premier League to sell players outside of the transfer window to ease their financial crisis. Pompey, who had nine points deducted for going into administration, can sell stars on condition they cannot play for another Premier League club this term. They have debts of about £60m and have laid off 81 staff to cut their costs. Administrator Andrew Andronikou said: "This has given us an option, but we're not necessarily going to sell players." Pompey are bottom of the Premier League and virtually certain to be relegated, but Andronikou said there was no immediate need for cash given the income generated by their run to the FA Cup semi-finals. He added on Sky Sports News: "At the moment we don't necessarily need (the money from sales). "We're looking forward to the semi-final and that's obviously given us working capital to play with. "I've always said, we've had means within the club. So it's a window that's open to us." The Premier League's decision is a turnaround after it rejected Pompey's initial plea in February. But in a statement on Wednesday, the Premier League said it had reconsidered after a board meeting last week. A Premier League statement read: "The Premier League board meeting that convened last week to consider the administration of Portsmouth FC dealt with a number of matters beyond just the application of the sporting sanction (deduction of nine points). "In accordance with Premier League rules, postponement of the suspension of Portsmouth FC as a member club was conditional on a number of undertakings being given by the administrators. 606: DEBATE If a player is sold, do they have to go on gardening leave? Can they stay at Pompey "on loan" for the remainder of this season? devonFRATTONiser "These have now been received to the satisfaction of the board and therefore it has decided to allow Portsmouth FC to make player sales." However, Portsmouth must fulfil certain conditions before any sales can go through. They are: 1. Players may be sold to other Premier League Clubs but may not play first team football for the new club before the end of the season. 2. Players may be sold to a Football League or foreign club, subject to Fifa's approval. 3. Portsmouth FC may enter into an agreement with another Premier League, Football League or foreign club that a player will be transferred to that other club in the summer. Pompey, who have had four owners this season, went into administration last month after contesting a winding-up order. That resulted in the points deduction which has left them 11 points adrift at the foot of the table. In order to raise funds, the debt-ridden club initially appealed last month to be allowed to sell players outside the transfer window. In line with the rest of Europe, there are two transfer windows a year in England, running from 1 January to 31 January and from 1 June to 31 August. Portsmouth sold three players in the last window but their financial position has since worsened.

Has Nolan not just had his jaw wired closed in a desparate attempt to lose weight and people have put two and two together and come up with five?

Its a bit too bland for me Needs more badges, logos and sponsors. not to mention random shades of colour

Can anyone explain to me how Dean Windass got through the interview for a job as a pundit with Sky? The bloke is a complete halfwit, I'm surprised he can use a toilet without an instruction booklet The dream comentating team for any Big 4 game is obviously Mark Champan pitchside, Lee Harvey Oswald in the gantry and a scattering of suicide bombers around the stadium

Southampton and Livingston are the only games I feel confident about today Swansea/West brom and Barnsley/Forest both look like draws though

Who would you pick instead of the two-time transfer requesting, ship jumping prick? Why is he 'ship jumping'? It's not like he's a Newcastle fan, he saw a better offer and left, as most players do. He probably had some decent offers during his time but decided to stay put. He was solid for us and never gave anything less than 100%; I don't understad why some football fans think that players with no connection to a club have some sort of loyalty to stay the?re. Would you commit yourself to your current employer for life? So he's a quitter. Again, who would you pick instead? Mike Hooper? Tommy Wright? Kevin Brock? - Sure he played in goal against Birmingham once. He wore a top that was way too big for him

If it was England winning the world cup or Newcastle winning a throw in it would be Newcastle everytime for me.

[b]IT'S NOT A DERBY!!![/b]

Also, from our remaining 13 games, we still have to play 6 out of the current bottom 8

Can't be bothered with the whole predictor table but have had a quick look at our remaining fixtures Wouldn't be at all surprised if we won all our remaining home games which would put us on 87 points That leaves 7 away games to get 8 points The maximum points total Forest can achieve is 94 (Assuming we beat them at our place) Simples

Southampton West Ham Dundee Utd

Not yet but I confidently predict that by end of march we will be 6-8 points clear of them. Then we will see what they are made of

I'll see your six and raise it to 7

Portsmouth Westham Smoggies Peterborough Newcastle Trebles and acc

I'd like to see Gerrard play abroad Not bothered where, just as long as they have cannibals I'll be happy

Best replace that with another centre halfs name I think. Collo-Cini He's bctter that Maldini He's better than John Terry Collo-cini Happy now?

To the tune of Que sera Colo-cini He's better than Stevie G He's better than John Terry Colo-cini