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No it isn't

I voted no as I believe that Terry has come to represent everything that is wrong about the modern day footballer. Self serving, odious and loathsome Having said that I am struggling to think of a suitable replacement Easy option is to support Spain instead

They had been split for months. Still could have ran it by him to let him know, seeing as they were best mates. I can just imagine that phone call Alreet Wayne, do you mind if I have a bash at your ex? Don't tell wor lass though. Cheers

Outside an exploding paint factory?

Chlmydia?

Hopefully for being the epitimy of anti football

What odds you offering? You think Chris has the metal to drop Smith or Nolan? I wouldn't be surprised to see one of then 'rested' as he eases Barton back to match fitness

Barton was dogshit and hardly contributed before he even got injured anyway, I dont even see him as the answer to our problems. Just a fitter, non-goal scoring less defensive version of Nolan and Smith combined, he can be creative and could quite easily be this leagues best midfielder by a mile if he wanted to tho. So he's not good but he is good, I see what you mean. , His form suggested nothing promising before he was injured anyway, not the player we thought hed be in this division before it started, but will add something new when he returns if played in the centre in comparision to our usual Smith/Nolan partnership. So he was rubbish before he got injured but will add a new dimension to our midfield on his return Thanks for clearing that up

What odds you offering?

Barton was dogshit and hardly contributed before he even got injured anyway, I dont even see him as the answer to our problems. Just a fitter, non-goal scoring less defensive version of Nolan and Smith combined, he can be creative and could quite easily be this leagues best midfielder by a mile if he wanted to tho. So what you appear to be saying is that Barton isn't like Nolan or Smith In any way, shape or form

That's it for me If you and your dad don't rate him then I'm off to spray 'We won't get promoshun with Best' onto a bedsheet before I head over to the stadium Fingers crossed I will get to the front of the mongs and get on telly

Are you suggesting that there is something wrong about using other clubs misfortunes to our advantage?

Don't forget Aquilani at Liverpool He's not getting a game at the moment

how the mighty have fallen. Gallagher, Milburn, Cole, Beardsley, Shearer, McDonald etc AND Best You missed out Shola. I might be getting 'whooshed' here, but has Shola ever worn No.9?

Kevin Keegan would have persuaded him. Guaranteed. And if he couldn't persuade him, he would have quit

To be fair though it's not like Darren Bent needed to keep the extra £2

Racist

I don't think he will need repalcing next season He is more than capable of holding his own in the top flight

That plan is so cunning you could stick a tail on it and call it a fox

Ssomeone suggested Well he's not the world's most talented man, But sometimes he scores and I'm glad that he can, Oh my Shola.... Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh-Shola We're the most passionate fans in the land We've got Alan Smith, Peter Lovenkrands And wor Shola Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh Shola He makes us dance and he makes us sing He's a superstar with a lot of Bling He is Shola Sh-Sh-Sh-Sh Shola

I don't know about Pancrate carrying an injury but Nolan runs like he is carrying a bag of cement Thank you

yeah lets just not try for any Man Utd reserves as Fergie has a son Out of interest how do you know if Big Chris tried to get Wellbeck on loan or not?

Wouldnt argue the first two(or one of Williamson/Beevers) but we need more tbh Cant believe Welbeck went to Preston, what the f***s wrong with Hughton? How dare he not be related to SAF It's a bloody outrage

Even if Finnan does get fit, it still means they can only name 4 subs

My mate used to refer to him as 'Nicky Pot of Vasiline'