Pilko

Saw this on LinkedIn from some sad mackem: What do you know, the whole thing is about Newcastle and based on a Newcastle song sad fucking freaks. Hope they get dicked tomorrow.

Good to see Fergie is still actively cultivating his whiskey nose in his old age.

I feel like AG is fortunate to be in there ahead of Bowen.

A ref from years gone by, Kevin Lynch, was on Undr the Cosh a few years ago and basically admitted to doing this deliberately if he awarded a corner and then all the defenders reacted to the point where he'd obviously made a mistake. Said he'd go "watch this" to the defenders and blow for a non existent foul.

Big performance by The Best Midfielder In The Premier League tonight, really cementing his status.

This is absolutely chod

Best midfielder in the league but the sort of contact you get in a netball match has him on his knees.

I'm shure it'll be a shoeperb and shenshational shpectacle for Ally to commentate on.

If Man U conspire to lose this, with Rio on the coverage... you can't buy whacking material as potent as that.

York losing their play-off 0-3 against an Oldham side that finished 23 points behind them, proper shan. Needs to be three up, two automatically from the Connie.

The fucking cheek of him appearing on that specifically named podcast after the last few months

Really hope the links with van Hecke aren't true, he seems to fly up the pitch and lunge in loads, gets turned a lot that way.

In some ways he was unlucky today after that amazing first half, in others I wonder what the fuck he says or does to them at half time for them to come out at a level so far below where they were 15 minutes previously yet again. We'll do it next week, he won't let us miss out.

Don't think I've ever wished death on a footballer as much as Havertz.

Goodbye game on Sunday, has to be. He just isn't up to it.

Square it you greedy fuck

Once again feels like we've absolutely frittered away the time when we're trailing.

What the fuck do we say and do at half time? Sick of us coming out like a bunch of lethargic scared kids after the break so frequently.

Needs to show up against his former employer next week and put that right.

Gordon, that's your fault. Fucking crap.

Anyone else worried we now come out and play like a bag of dicks after such an encouraging first half?

We've been excellent so far, can't believe we haven't scored.

Hooper is already pissing me off.

What a fucking tit the West Ham keeper is.

1 nil to the Scouse mackems.